Holy Taco Draws the News: GOP Debates
In the last year, Taiwan has made a name for itself by making CG reenactments of newsworthy events. Each and every one is awesome. We at Holy Taco thought this was such a great idea, we wanted to steal it and repackage it, except no one here knows how to animate anything with a computer. So we did the next best thing and decided to draw you the news in Paint. So without further ado, here is this weeks news item - the GOP debates - hand drawn by 3 hard working HT editors who all have a very limited understanding of current events.
By:Ian Fortey|January 28, 2012
5 Hilarious Haul Videos
You guys know what "haul videos" are? I just found out not too long ago, so excuse me if you're well ahead of the old men here at Holy Taco. Let's put my elderly aunt-like trend spotting skills aside for a minute. Let's focus on what's important here: The fact that haul videos exist and they say so much about our culture. And sometimes, as with almost everything online that's meant to be taken seriously, they can be accidentally funny.
By:Jim Tews|January 27, 2012
On The Subjects Of Porn, Male Sexual Urges, and Relationships
Porn is not a big deal for guys. It’s ordinary. It’s just another thing. It’s like the random shit you pull out of your pockets after a long day out doing chores and toss on to your dresser, like “I don’t want to sort through this shit, so, here, you hold it, dresser.” Just Burger King receipts, loose change, and melty, lint-coated gum. Porn is as ordinary for men as melty, lint-coated pocket gum is for everyone. And also because they’re both dirty and gooey.
By:Luis Prada|January 27, 2012
25 Star Wars Pets
People who dress up their pets are monsters. Even if they're dressed like Star Wars characters.
By:Ian Fortey|January 27, 2012
The Heroic Deeds of 6 Real World Batmen
Thanks to Christian Bale and Christopher Nolan, everyone loves Batman again after the near irreparable damage caused by George Clooney and Joel Schumacher. He’s like the Superman of heroes and everyone digs him, but with all the crime-fighting and getting Maggie Gyllenhaal mixed up with Katie Holmes and trying to wrap your head around why the government hasn’t shut down Arkham Asylum, what exactly does Batman do all day? Turns out he pops up all over the place doing all kinds of crap.
By:Ian Fortey|January 27, 2012
The Morning Jolt: French Canadian Yoda
This is more of an unintentionally funny thing, but French Yoda cracks me up. "Erreur!" Ha ha ha! Now I want some French Brisk.
By:Ian Fortey|January 27, 2012
Oklahoma State Senator Likes To Imagine There Are Aborted Fetuses In Your Food
For so many years we’ve assumed our favorite food brands were free of aborted human babies but they totally weren’t. And it took the tireless work of one senator to expose the truth and save us from living within a horrible Soylent Green-esque world. And who knows if those baby fetuses complied with our Atkins diets?
By:Luis Prada|January 26, 2012
GIF Attack!
I don't know if you can tell, but this guy was on the kiss cam. With the camera projecting his image to all in the arena, he passionately made out with his beer. As far as I'm concerned, this guy can take the rest of the year off. Nothing he does for the duration of 2012 will be as good and as entertaining as this.
By:Luis Prada|January 26, 2012
Taco Bell To Serve Breakfast-Like Food Stuffs
Great news for those of you who like to drink until seven a.m.: Taco Bell is adding breakfast items to their menu! Since most Taco Bell is consumed in the wee hours of the morning, we kind of already considered their entire menu breakfast food, but now it's official. Pretty soon, if all goes well in the test markets (which we assume is just a compound full of iron-stomached midwestern orphans with low I.Q.'s), every Taco Bell will have breakfast options. By 2014. As in two years from now.
By:Jim Tews|January 26, 2012
25 Completely Inexplicable Statues
Art is subjective, they say. But for real, all of these statues are totally messed up, Art is subjective, they say. But for real, all of these statues are totally messed up, right?right?
By:Ian Fortey|January 26, 2012
8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs
Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccurate their perception of real serial killer behavior is.
By:Ian Fortey|January 26, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Busta Bowel Movement
For real lady, don't be such a tool.
By:Ian Fortey|January 26, 2012
This Dude Had Sex with an Alien
Our friends at Regretful Morning posted this tale of a man who says he did an alien, and then passed a lie detector. This is probably all very genuine. But also, what a perv.
By:Ian Fortey|January 25, 2012
11 Bizarre Pieces of Obama Fan Art
Our friends over at the Huffington Post put together this galley of pics that include the above Obama on a Mastodon, which would guarantee his reelection. Check out the full gallery
By:Ian Fortey|January 25, 2012
Don’t Heckle the Cops from Prison
Let this serve as a lesson, if you're trying to appear remorseful, prank phone calls won't get you very far. Check out the story over at TruTV, it's worth the drive to Acton!
By:Ian Fortey|January 25, 2012
American Douchebaggery Knows No Boundaries
I'm really, really proud of America right now. Not because we're in the midst of an intense election year that will force our political leaders to step up to the plate, earn their votes and fix the mess that's been made, but because we've exposed the ideal American douchebag to other countries, and they're really latching on to it.
By:Jim Tews|January 25, 2012
Holy Taco’s State of the Union Rebuttal
The picture President Obama painted in his State of the Union address is a rosy one, filled with flowery language and proper “sentence structure”, all about how America is slowly but surely climbing its way out of the economic gutter and back to prominence. While I certainly share his view for the most part, I think we have a much longer ways to go before we declare victory over these troubling times we’ve lived in.
By:Luis Prada|January 25, 2012
GIF Attack!
No, I don't know what this is either, but I do know that it is simultaneously disturbing and the best thing I've see all month. Dance, little girl. Dance like you won't regret being filmed dancing like that in 20 year's time.
By:Luis Prada|January 25, 2012
25 Raunchy Foods
Everyone says you can use chocolate or oysters as an aphrodisiac, but probably if you bust out weiner-shaped candy or the rest of this stuff, you'll get the message across ever more clearly.
By:Ian Fortey|January 25, 2012
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