81 Awesome Gifs – Page 10
Ahh, gifs. We can't get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here's 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 4 PAGE 5 PAGE 6 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 9 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 NEXT PAGE
By:|December 20, 2007
81 Awesome Gifs – Page 9
Ahh, gifs. We can't get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here's 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 4 PAGE 5 PAGE 6 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 NEXT PAGE
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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 4
Ahh, gifs. We can't get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here's 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 5 PAGE 6 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 9 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 NEXT PAGE
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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 3
Ahh, gifs. We can't get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here's 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 4 PAGE 5 PAGE 6 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 9 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 NEXT PAGE
By:|December 20, 2007
Borat and Ali G Go Bye Bye
It's time to pour out some ice-cold 40 for our dead homiez Ali G and Borat. According to Hollywoodrag.com, their creator Sasha Baron Cohen has decided to off the characters because they've become too popular. He said: "When I was being Ali G and Borat I was in character sometimes 14 hours a day, and I came to love them. So admitting I am never going to play them again is quite a sad thing. It's like saying goodbye to a loved one. "It is hard, and the problem with success, although it's fantastic, is that every new person who sees the 'Borat.' movie is one less person I 'get' with Borat again. So it's kind of self-defeating form really. "It's upsetting, but the success has been great and better than anything I could have dreamed of." I guess it's hard to make Borat II if everyone is yelling "NICE!" into the camera. Well, people in Africa don't seem to have TVs (or food, or pants) so maybe Cohen should take Borat to the dark continent. I can imagine it now: Borat: "If you see a Jew, you grab him by the horns." African: "Please give me some water." As you can see, this would be a can't miss comedy for the ages.
By:|December 20, 2007
81 Awesome Gifs – Page 6
Ahh, gifs. We can't get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here's 81 of them. PREVIOUS PAGE PAGE 1 PAGE 2 PAGE 3 PAGE 4 PAGE 5 PAGE 7 PAGE 8 PAGE 9 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 NEXT PAGE
By:|December 20, 2007
Laure Manaudou Gets Nude For You
The French are going fucking mental today because naked photos of some swimmer named Laure Manaudou showed up on the Internet. If you listen really hard you can hear guys in berets and black turtlenecks screaming "What ees the meaning of thees?!" and "Only waahn will make thees acceptabull!" So, being the investigative journalist that I am, I did a little research and came across the photos in question. And, quite frankly, I am outraged as well. This woman is ugly. No, I'm sorry. What I meant to say is she's fugly as fuck. These images have a very adultfriendfinder.com/kentucky/tranny feel to them, but no one seems to be mentioning that. Well, no one except me. Click here to see all the photos. But be careful, they're NSFE (Not Safe For Erections.)
By:|December 20, 2007
Jennie Garth Spills More Than Wine
Remember Jennie Garth? If you don't, these photos of her celebrating the launch of this year's Beaujolais Nouveau should jog your memory. Wasn't she hot, like, 20 years ago? Is it me or is she better looking now than when she was fighting Shannon Dougherty for the rights to have babies with Luke Perry's sideburns? I wish Ian Ziering was here to answer my rhetorical question. Courtesy: egotastic.com
By:|December 20, 2007
How To Piss Off God
Gay converted to Straight. Hilarious. - Watch more free videos My favorite part of this is when the guy at the end starts touching people and going "Fiiiirrrre!" like he's at an AC/DC concert. I don't know much about God, but I'm pretty sure he could give two shits about any highway that led to Duluth. Only person who gives a shit about Duluth is Satan, since if he were to move to earth, he'd want to live in the city that most resembled hell. By the way, everyone take notice of our brand spanking new HOLY TACO PLAYER! Oh yeah! That's right! We'll be playing videos in that bad boy, awwww yeeeaaahhhh. I have to calm down now, people in the office are looking at me.
By:|December 20, 2007
If You Love Me, Buy Me This
This my friends, is the 2008 Polaris Ranger RZR. It starts at $10,300, has 800 cc's of power, and a top speed of 55 mph. If my parents had offered to buy me one of these when I was twelve if I promised to stop masturbating so frequently, I would have declined,but I would have thought seriously about it before I did. It comes with a roll cage, so you can basically try to do any retarded stunt you can think of, and feel safe knowing you'll at worst get a few broken limbs. It also has an independent rear suspension and what the website calls "total side by side domination." I don't even know what that means, but it pumps me up so much I want to take off my shirt and punch somebody in the face who's way bigger than me.
By:|December 19, 2007
This Guy Is Driving The Bus To Hell
Bus Driver Picks Up Prostitute - Watch more free videos Hey! Guy! You can't wait till after work to get a prostitute, like everybody else? That's a level of horny I may have yet to experience but some day hope to. Seriously though, you know the only reason he tried to pull this off is because it was a bus for special needs kids. He probably requested that bus. Non-retarded kids sniff out a guy trying to proposition a whore, no problem.
By:|December 19, 2007
This Guy Is Beyond Creepy
If you've ever thought, "I swear to God, I want to know who the asshole is who made that annoying ass jingle bells sung by cats so I can beat his face in," look no further. I was surprised by how creeped out I was by him. I don't like it when people sit in big chairs and stroke animals. Weirds me out. If this guy ever touched me I'd have to take a crying game style shower.
By:|December 19, 2007
No Threesome For T.O., Jessica, Romo
In case you missed it, yesterday Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens took shots at Jessica Simpson, special lady friend of Quarterback Tony Romo, after Romo played like dog shit. Following that game, Owens said Simpson was "not a fan favorite" in Dallas and that, "I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking [Romo's] focus away. We've all been where T.O.'s been. A good friend starts dating some chick. Suddenly he stops showing up for beers after work, then he misses your birthday party, then you're wide open in the frickin' end zone in the fourth quarter when you're down by 4 and he throws an interception! Now T.O. feels bad... "I tried to get [Romo] to call her so I can explain to her that she doesn't really know me and that I can be funny." How many times have I made that exact same call? Here's some advice for T.O. when you're calling a friend's girlfriend who you offended,stop when she says she understands you were just trying to be funny. DO NOT continue talking and then make a joke about back alley abortions. She won't laugh even if the joke is incredibly well timed. Which it was, Pete, so tell your girlfriend to chill out. And start coming to the bar after work, pussy.
By:|December 19, 2007
What’s Your Stance On The Boob?
Before you leave the house every morning you should ask yourself a few questions. "Do people know how I feel about boobs?" "Do they know that I love them?" "Do they know that if there was just a singular "boob" that I would love that, too?" Take out all the speculation and make it clear to friends, family and random passersby that yes, the boob holds a very special place in your heart. And hopefully your mouth and hands, too. Buy this at OfficerNaughty.com
By:|December 19, 2007
Video: Papa Smurf is Real and Living in California
Well I be smurfed right in the smurf. Paul Karason's skin has turned totally smurf (er, blue). This guy has looked exactly like Papa Smurf for the last 14 years due to drinking some stupid-silver infused water that he thinks is some crazy-ass homeopathic cure-all. (I guess it cures everything except Smurf Face.) When the reporter points out that he is STILL drinking this water he stares blankly for a second and says, "Well, not as much." What a smurf-hole. The best part about this story is Papa Smurf has a freakin' girlfriendwho I assume he smurfs the shit out of on a regular basis. If the guy with blue skin can put his smurf into a smurf, then you have no excuses fr never getting smurfed.
By:|December 19, 2007
Megan Fox Hates Shirts
Megan "Foxy" Fox (I made that nickname up all by myself) appears to be missing a shirt in the Japanese version of Rolling Stone. You can't see her nipples, but you know they're there, cupped just under the soft caress of her hands...sorry. Why does Rolling Stone Japan get this and we don't? Didn't we make her a big star with that Transformers movie? Aren't we owed something? (Please send everything we're owed to HolyTaco.com. We will share it with the appropriate people.)
By:|December 19, 2007
J-Love Hewitt to Playboy: I Have Self Esteem Left
people.com reports Jennifer Love Hewitt is comfortable in her skin but she doesn't want to bare all in Playboy. Her rep tells usmagazine.com, "there was an offer, but she declined." Wow. There must be some kind of alarm that goes off at Playboy when a celebrity's self esteem falls to a certain point. A bell rings loudly then a group of men in black suits and Ray Bans slide down poles into a garage filled with black suburbans. Everybody's got wireless head sets and uses code names like "Agent SaggyBoobs."
By:|December 19, 2007
Holy Taco Has A Myspace Page!
It's definitely not as cool as this guy's. Before I show the link to the page, let me respond to the questions we will inevitably get from the cynical bastards that are our readers. "Myspace is lame, why are you getting a lame-ass myspace page?" We realize myspace is lame, and in fact thought it was lame way before your lame ass did. But our goal is to unlame it, and part of the unlame-ification process is attacking the lameness from the inside. Also, it's free promotion, so F off. "Why does your myspace page look like shit?" It doesn't look like shit, it's just user friendly. Would you rather we put one of those annoying ass backgrounds on it so it takes ten minutes to load? So F off. "Will you talk to the readers personally?" Whoa, easy, back off. Actually, yes, we will, that's the main reason why we're doing it. So when you send us nasty ass letters, we can write you back and call you names. We have all day to think of shit, you probably have jobs. So bring it pussies. Also, F off. Okay, so without further ado, come visit us at our myspace page and ask us to be your friend. That way you'll get bulletins for cool give aways or parties we may have in the future. Yeah, that's right. We might have parties. myspace.com/myholytaco
By:|December 18, 2007
Why Penis Tattoos Are Just Wrong
According to breitbart.com An Arizona surgeon faces a disciplinary hearing - and possibly a lawsuit - after snapping a photo of a patient's tattooed genitals during an operation and showing it to other doctors. The tattoo on strip club owner Sean Dubowik's penis reads: "Hot Rod." A member of the surgical staff made an anonymous call about the photo to the Arizona Republic newspaper Monday. Thanks a lot anonymous surgical staff member for being a total buzz kill! Geez, doctor's are people too. And people like to take photos of people who have tattoos on their penises. So they took some oath of ethics. Pfft, so what?! That oath was written long before there was the technology available to make a detailed penis tattoo. Dubowik, 27, plans to contact a lawyer over the incident, saying "the longer I sit here the angrier I get." And there, my friends, is the downside to snapping the picture. You're fucking with a dude who got a tattoo on his penis. On the list of people I wouldn't want to F with, he's right behind "Head of the C.I.A."
By:|December 18, 2007
Give-A-Wednesday: Win a copy of EA’s NFL Tour
Write a caption about this extremely unfortunate bicyclist and you can win a copy of EA's NFL Tour. This game is essentially Tecmo Bowl for the 21st Century. Each game lasts 15 minutes and you don't have to know the difference between a zone blitz or a cover 2. You need two buttons to smash and dash. Leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified by Holy Taco and games will be shipped when NFL Tour hits the streets on January 8th. Here's what it looks like:
By:|December 18, 2007
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