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What Happens When You Have Valentine’s Reservations at White Castle?

Eating at White Castle on Valentine’s Day is like going to Hooters on Easter Sunday, but less spiritual

By:|February 17, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Spider Prank

They didn't delete it you whiny asshole. Now it's on Holy Taco.

By:|February 17, 2012


History of the Nintendo Controller

Our friends from Unreality show us the evolution of the Nintendo controller...and then Playstations.

By:|February 16, 2012


An Open Letter To Chris Brown On The Subject of Shutting Up

Hello Mr. Brown, Firstly, f*ck you. You beat a woman with your fists. F*ck you.

By:|February 16, 2012


Five of Our Favorite World Record Breaking Videos

Breaking a world record is nothing to sneeze at, folks. It's never easy. Well, almost never. It's probably eaiser if you're trying to break a record that few would consider attempting. Like most toenail clippings collected in one ashtray, world's fastest shower, longest rollerskating limbo, or highest shallow dive. That's the kind of record-breaking we're into...

By:|February 16, 2012


GIF Attack!

Yet again we have a GIF that perfectly encapsulates how uncool the rest of us are.

By:|February 16, 2012


25 Cartoons at Gunpoint

Remember when people cared about cartoon violence, back before video games and rap music and just regular, every day violence? Those were good times. Here's 25 cartoons about to be shot.

By:|February 16, 2012


50 Reasons Why Conan O’Brien Should Meet Holy Taco

If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we've been passively waging a campaign called Corndogs for Coco for a few months now. The gist is to bribe Team Coco with corndogs so that we can meet Conan O'Brien. Why? Because Conan is a comedy icon and God knows we have no desire to meet Leno.

By:|February 16, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Prejudice

I know they say not to do it at the end of the video but man...I want to do it.

By:|February 16, 2012


How To Make A Zombie

Ever wondered how they create those zombies on The Walking Dead? Regretful Morning takes you step-by-step through the process.

By:|February 15, 2012


Taste Testing Military-Grade MREs

M.R.E. stands for “Meal, Ready-to-Eat.” The US military has been using some form of pre-packaged meals for soldiers since the Revolutionary War, starting with freshly made foods like beef and peas, evolving to canned foods by World War I, and the plastic-wrapped pre-cooked MREs eaten by today’s soldiers. Having heard about how horrible some of these meals can be from some friends who had served in Iraq and Afghanistan, I felt compelled to run a little taste test to better understand the types of meals a person that gets shot at all day looks forward to scarfing down. My friends and I purchased 7 MREs in total, each sampled over the course of a few hours on a Friday night, because eating out of plastic sacks filled with brown and yellow semi-solid mash is our idea of a party. Each meal comes packed with the main course, maybe a side dish or two, and usually some kind of crackers or bread. Some also offer a pouch of instant coffee mix and some kind of dessert, like these things…

By:|February 15, 2012


An Interview With Malachy, 2012 Best In Show Winner

Recently, I was afforded the opportunity to sit down with, Malachy, the pekingese winner of this year's Westminster Kennel Club "Best In Show" award. A prestigious award for a deserving, noble beast. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect, considering I've never interviewed a dog before, let alone one of the most brilliant dogs in the world, but I was pleasantly surprised with his down-to-earth demeanor. No pretention here. Just a dog who's well aware of his luck, and the fact that he ended up where he is today through many generations of selective breeding. Earlier this morning, I grabbed lunch at the Blue Fin restaurant inside the W Hotel in Times Square. The atmosphere was a little more than I was ready for. I looked a bit out of place with my hoodie and tennis shoes, but when the maitre d' gave me flack, Malachy quickly came to my defense, then had his handlers fetch me a sport coat and some hard-soled shoes. We hit it off quickly. Malachy could tell I wasn't just another blogger sent to grab generic sound bites for a typical write-up, though I may have been wrong considering how the interview ended...

By:|February 15, 2012


GIF Attack!

In a Web 3.0 world, Holy Taco will be one step closer to delivering on it's original mission statement. That mission statement can be perfectly summed up in the following GIF.

By:|February 15, 2012


25 God Awful Parasites

You know what's not awesome? Things that live inside you and feast on your bits. Here's 25 of 'em.

By:|February 15, 2012


6 Lessons for Surviving Las Vegas

Odds are if you’re in Las Vegas, you’re going for the same reason I do: to seek out those elusive gaps in your escort card collection:

By:|February 15, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Kimmel Does Leno

Jimmy, don't make fun of Jay. He's doing his best.

By:|February 15, 2012


Lies I’ve Told On Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is a day for proving your love to those you're romantically involved with. It's also a day full of reasons to lie to people! There's like a million opportunities to lie to people on Valentine's Day. You can lie to your partner, you can lie to friends, or just about anyone. It's fun, it's harmful, and it's unfulfilling, but it's often necessary. If you're someone who feels the need to fib, then here are a few suggestions, based on what I've done in various situations:

By:|February 14, 2012


Valentine’s Day Q&A With Yahoo! Answers

Today is the day you’re supposed to tell your girlfriend or boyfriend, husband or wife, how much you like them, hoping desperately they take the hint and willingly put your genitals in their mouth; maybe even in other holes, if you play your cards right.Valentine’s Day can be a tricky day to navigate for some, but it doesn’t have to be. Take it from me, I know. I used to be a loser. But now, I get all the piss. And yes, that is a typo. I meant to type “pussy” and that dream went down in flames. I guess we’ll never know if I know how to type pussy. Anyway, as I was saying, Valentines can be tough, and I’m here to help. Today, I’ll be answering your questions about love, sex, relationships, and of course, Valentine’s Day. And by “your” I mean, “none of you.” It’s a bunch of questions asked by weirdos I found on Yahoo Answers.

By:|February 14, 2012


GIF Attack!

This is how you photobomb...

By:|February 14, 2012


The Crazy Norwegian is Back!

You may have seen this fellow already on DoubleViking -- well here he is again being Bat Shit crazy as usual.

By:|February 14, 2012