5 Cyber Ways to Celebrate Cyber Monday
Happy Birthday Cyborgs! Yes, it’s another Cyber Monday and that means you’re legally required to pleasure or be pleasured by a machine today. But is that all there is to Cyber Monday? Ha ha, yes. The end. Just joshin’ ya! Oh man, did you stop reading? It’s OK, we still got the pageview! But if you’re still here, the real answer to last paragraph’s question was no, it’s not all there is. It’s the best part, but there are so many ways to enjoy a good cyber Monday and many of them won’t get you dead or in jail. I’m going to be honest though, a full half of them will get you dead or in jail guaranteed, and the others are borderline. Are you ready for some cyber fun (see what I did there? Cyber yeah ya did!)? Let’s go!
By:Ian Fortey|November 28, 2011
The Morning Jolt: The Gate Show
Had to give you another episode of Fred Stoller's the Gate Show, because this shit is funny. Plus, ya know, Bob Saget.
By:Ian Fortey|November 28, 2011
Zoology
This is why no one likes winter, not really. Pink eye, yo. It's everywhere. Even in Zoology.
By:Ian Fortey|November 27, 2011
Sunday Comics
Sunday comics on a Sunday? What will they think of next?
By:Ian Fortey|November 27, 2011
Buni
Like Buni's mobster friends, soon we'll all be putting the gears to snowmen. Damn winter.
By:Ian Fortey|November 26, 2011
The Morning (Depending on Your Time Zone) Jolt – The Gate Show
Do you know comedian Fred Stoller? You probably do, he's done everything from Seinfeld to Dumb and Dumber to a pantload of voice acting and now, he's hosting his own talk show! In a gate security booth.
By:Ian Fortey|November 26, 2011
How Not To Decorate For Christmas
In many homes, the day after Thanksgiving is a day for shopping, sleeping, and putting up Christmas decorations. Unless of course you're Jewish, or one of those awful people who leaves your decorations up all year. If you are one of those people who leaves your decorations up year-round, please leave. We hate to turn any traffic away, but we are trying to keep holytaco.com a decent, entertaining website for decent people. You are not decent. A lot of people show their Christmas spirit in different ways, with decorations inside the house, outside the house, clothing, and accessories. There are people who show it in tasteful, tactful ways, and then there are these people...
By:Jim Tews|November 25, 2011
25 Reasons to Stay Home this Black Friday
We're posting this gallery early so you can rethink going out today - some of these people actually lept outside the store. Do you want to deal with that? Shop online, kids, you don't even need to wear pants.
By:Ian Fortey|November 25, 2011
The Morning Jolt – The Salads are Coming to Town (with Santa Claus)
Our good friends the Salads just cut a Christmas album and since Thanksgiving is officially over, it's Christmas! Check it out.
By:Ian Fortey|November 25, 2011
GIF Attack!
Why are you on HT on Thanksgiving? Don't you have a family? DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE YOU?! We do. And so does GIF Attack!, because GIF Attack! is sentient.
By:Luis Prada|November 24, 2011
Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey
Wait, is this a sequel to the last video that was not only made last year but was already posted on HT once? Quiet you! Also, Happy Thanksgiving!
By:Ian Fortey|November 24, 2011
25 People Inexplicably Dressed as Turkeys
Happy Thanksgiving y'all. Here's man-turkey!
By:Ian Fortey|November 24, 2011
The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey
Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey - Watch MoreFunny Videos Just because I post this video doesn't mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.
By:Ian Fortey|November 24, 2011
The Morning Jolt – Small Business Saturday
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Rather the indulge in an hilarious caper this morning, we've got a video for you about Small Business Saturday, wedged right between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. This Saturday, as you're recovering from the trampling you got on Friday, go do some shopping to support local business. They deserve it.
By:Ian Fortey|November 24, 2011
The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven
You still have time to heed the advice in this video. And the amazing thing is, this is all pretty useful. And this lady is awesome
By:Ian Fortey|November 24, 2011
Have A Happy Thanksgiving, From The Holy Taco Writing Staff
It’s Wednesday, which means we’re giving up trying to entertain you. We do this every Wednesday, but this is the one Wednesday all year that we have a legitimate excuse to stop trying half-way through the week – it’s Thanksgiving! Perhaps that finest holiday of any year, including odd-numbered years that occur during leap years in which we are all given one day to sexually grope strangers with no repercussions. I don’t know why this holiday exists. I think it has something to do with moon phases. Regardless, Thanksgiving is better than that day because all you get that day is the squeeze of a titty. On Thanksgiving, you get turkey, gravy, stuffing, and pie. Titties ain’t got shit on turkey and pie.
By:Luis Prada|November 23, 2011
Lies To Tell Your Friends Back Home This Thanksgiving
The night before Thanksgiving is traditionally a huge bar night. Always has been. Even since the night before the very first Thanksgiving, when the Pilgrims and Indians crowded into their respective local watering holes, and tried to hook up with people they went to high school with. It's a tradition as old as gentrification. Thanksgiving also happens to be the holiday that most people head back to their hometowns. They leave whatever larger city they ended up in in pursuit of their dreams, and they return to their wherever they grew up, and they all run into each other. It's a lot like a class reunion, but with far more debauchery because it it's impromptu and in a bar. The upside is, you don't have to listen to everyone tell you about their stupid kids. The downside is, you're probably still a loser. If you want to get gross with someone who wouldn't talk to you in high school, you're going to have to lie your loser face off. Even if you're not trying to get laid, you'd at least like to seem interesting. Below are a few easy to use exaggerations that are hard to quickly dispute... You're welcome.
By:Jim Tews|November 23, 2011
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By:admin|November 23, 2011
25 Vintage Medicine Ads
If there's one thing medicine science has shown us, it's that life and death matters were very hit and miss back in the day and if hardcore narcotics couldn't cure something, most people had no clue what to do.
By:Ian Fortey|November 23, 2011
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