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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend

The world is filled with many interesting shapes and colors, and once in a while it's just really hard to pay attention to what you're girlfriend is saying. Here's some helpful tips to ensure you don't get yelled at: 1. Blink: Women look you in the eyes when they talk to you. I know, it's crazy. So, if your eyeballs have glazed over during her recap of the last episode of Grey's Anatomy, she'll notice. 2. Nod and Purse Your Lips: You can still enjoy the hilarity of witnessing a dog defecating in the distance behind your lady as well as appear attentive to what she's saying, simply by nodding your head and pursing your lips. This makes her think you are digesting her comments and forming an articulate response. 3. Listen for Key Words: Words like "hate" and "amazing" allow you to decipher how she's feeling without knowing what she's talking about. Then you can reinforce her feelings by responding with "Yes, I hate that as well." 4. Be a Detective: She's finished talking and wants to hear your thoughts. You have to be vague, since you have no idea what she just said. But too vague = lonely nights. Give an opinion and follow it up with a question whose answer may give you a clue as to what she's been discussing. "That's interesting. What made you think of that?"

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Lara Croft Bares Her Tombs

It's nice to see young women branch out these days. Karima Adebibe, the official model for the Lara Croft Tomb Raider video games (which means I don't know what that means) shows that she doesn't need a knife strapped to her thigh to make you want to grab your joystick. She can also find a way to make a boring bikini look good enough for some Womb Raiding. See for yourself.

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The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters

Because we like women almost as much as we like sports. (But we still won't watch the WNBA) 10. Michelle Tafoya I'm not sure how hot she is because they normally cut to her right after John Madden, who may or may not have Han Solo bound in carbonite in his basement, and Al Michaels, who looks to be undergoing some kind of mummification process. Either way, it's a welcome reprieve to see Michelle describe a torn ACL. [Editor's Note: When bored, try singing "Michelle Tafoya to the tune of Culture Club's "I'll Tumble For Ya. Your coworkers will like you very much.] 9. Bonnie Bernstein Although she dresses like a stuffed animal you receive at Christmas, there's no mistaking her hotness. She roams the sidelines bringing us expert insights such as "The Crimson Tide are down seven with thirty seconds left. They're going to need a touchdown to tie this up.

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