25 of the Happiest Mug Shots Ever
A while back we showed you a gallery of unhappy mug shots. But that was a downer and we don't want you to think everyone who gets arrested is having a bad day. So here are the happy folks.
By:Ian Fortey|September 6, 2011
8 Failed State Fair Foods
We’ve all heard of deep fried Mars bars, deep fried butter, deep fried catfish, deep fried moon pies and deep fried mutton glazed with the tears of a cardiologist, but the fact is some fair foods actually don’t make the grade. Indeed, every so often, a greasy carny hatches an idea on the public that he later feels bad about and removes from the menu. Keep in mind, these are people who will rob and eat you if you wander onto their property past dusk. In honor of all foods great and small that will kill you dead, let’s take look at what even a carny won’t feed to you.
By:Ian Fortey|September 6, 2011
Best Burning Man Tweets
So if you were unable or unwilling to attend the infamous Burning Man festival this week, you missed out on a lot of mind-expanding experiences. You missed out on a lot of dusty, half-naked women and sinewy forty-something dudes with way more confidence than you. While Burning Man is supposed to be a disconnected retreat for confused college students and old people who can't let go, there was no way it was going to remain untweeted.
By:Jim Tews|September 5, 2011
Happy Labor Day!
We decorated the Labor Tree! Please leave presents in the comments section.
By:Ian Fortey|September 5, 2011
Super Brophy Brothers
Super Brophy Brothers better get credit when this game hits the shelves
By:Ian Fortey|September 4, 2011
Sunday Comics
Sunday is for comics. And then later, if there's time, for Jesus.
By:Ian Fortey|September 4, 2011
pictures for sad children
pictures for sad children puts tiny trees in their place
By:Ian Fortey|September 3, 2011
Opraaaaaaaaah!
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By:Noah G|September 2, 2011
Starz Play Leaving Netflix Streaming: Here Are The High Quality Films You’ll Miss
This week, we, the Netflix Streaming-using masses, got word that Starz will be dropping their selection of films from Netflix; thus shrinking Netflix Streaming selection of truly great movies down significantly. Come 2012, gone will be your Apollo 13s, your Blade 2s, your Slap Shots, and your Sling Blades. It will be sad to watch all of these great movies slip away from easy accessibility, back in to the backlog of films we’ll probably never watch again because you will probably never actively seek them out. But let’s not get too sentimental here. When this news broke, many tech pundits signaled this as a bad sign for Netflix; that they’re losing their biggest source of quality digital content. These same pundits probably haven’t actually seen the selection that Starz offers on Netflix Streaming. For every Apollo 13 and Slap Shot, there are a good 15 to 20 completely worthless hunks of cinematic shit. And is just a small sampling of some of those hunks of shit that Starz will so callously deprive us of. With extra emphasis on the small sampling. There's a hell of a lot more where this comes from.
By:Luis Prada|September 2, 2011
Five Best “Dating On Demand” Videos
Finding a partner with the assistance of technology takes on many forms nowadays, it's not just Match.com or OkCupid. Now, if you have Comcast cable, you can watch videos of potential mates with "Dating on Demand", the latest poop stain in the underwear of dating. One would like to think that advances in the quality of date-finding technology would some how mean advances in the quality of candidates. Totally wrong! It's the complete opposite! The five young men featured in the videos below would like to help me prove my point.
By:Jim Tews|September 2, 2011
Trumpets Are Overrated
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By:Noah G|September 2, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: The Smallest Waist In The World
Having the worlds smallest waist might get you more than a place with Guiness. Ethel Granger, who holds the world's smallest waist at 13 inches, got on the cover page of Vogue Italia (seen above). According to Ethel, her husband made her wear a corset day and night to achieve this, which makes me want to throw up, and throw up some more. Next on the list, Ethel plans to star in Asylum's next hit movie Human Wasp.
By:Noah G|September 2, 2011
25 Ridiculous Online Dating Sites
Online dating has been mostly mainstream for a few years now but that doesn't mean all online dating is cool. You can go to like three sites and not be considered a freak. None of these are those three sites.
By:Ian Fortey|September 2, 2011
11 Dancing with the Stars Atrocities Worse than Chaz Bono
Many people (if the internet is to be believed and it always is) are up in arms that Chaz Bono will be on Dancing with the Stars this season. Though we hate doing this, we’ll try to explain in a bullet form list; A high percentage of the DWTS audience are boneheads, bigots, assholes and dinks Chaz Bono used to be Chastity Bono. Chaz had a sex change Boneheads, bigots, assholes and dinks hate sex changes when they tangentially relate to televised dancing competitions Does that make sense? Of course not but, as near as we can tell, that’s the gist of the would-be controversy. The same people who cross the street when they see black people walking towards them also change the channel when they see a dude who used to be a chick dancing on a vacuous suckhole of a reality TV show. You’d think the audience of that show would have no standards at all, but here we are.
By:Ian Fortey|September 2, 2011
Ezio’s Cat
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By:Noah G|September 1, 2011
Screw Planking! India Has Invented Train Surfing!
As you are probably well aware, American companies have been sending American jobs to Indian for the past few decades, and it’s only getting worse. I guess. I have no factual data to back that up. But it is a thing that I hear angry people on the news say a lot. India’s workforce is much cheaper than American labor, is one possible explanation that often gets tossed around. I don’t think that’s necessarily true. I mean, it’s probably totally true, but again, what the hell do I know? But judging from the video below, I’m going to claim that the real reason is that the people of India just do things better than we in the states do. Case in point: viral videos. More specifically, they’ve found an activity that exposes such ridiculous internet fads as Planking and Owling as the cheap, lame stunts (if you can even call them that) they’ve always been. This fad is called “Train Surfing”, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: people hang on to the sides of moving trains. The video autoplays and I can't turn that off, which is why it's after break.
By:Luis Prada|September 1, 2011
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