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Buni

When it rains it pours, Buni.

By:|December 10, 2011


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Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations

This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is served as a vegetable, the model of choice for automobiles is ‘Merican and rust seems to be a fashion accessory on most homes. Quaint would be the word to describe it if you describe being beaten with a sack of doorknobs as “therapeutic” or if sex with a cousin is “a life’s ambition.” Anyway, stranded as I was, and hungry from a cross-country journey that had gone awry thanks to an overheated bus engine, I made my way to a local pizzeria with the delightful moniker of “Bill’s Food.” Man, Bill knows his way around a pie. After finding the least filthy booth, I sat down and my waitress (Sarah, who has two kids and wants to move to Kentucky to be with her mom so she can get back into the business of bus driving) took my order. It was pretty simple – a Coke and two slices of pepperoni pizza. What I got was two slices of what I image the road looks like after a dude in a wife beater riding a motorcycle runs over a beaver and skids on his face of a quarter mile. And I think the drink was a Pepsi.

By:|December 10, 2011


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Whats Good? White Porcelain

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By:|December 9, 2011


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You Can Be Arrested For Going On A ‘Planking Spree’

Here’s something no one has ever said: “We must be vigilant in our crusade to put an end to the planking spree that has plagued our fair city!” No one’s ever said that because everyone just assumes someone planking will eventually get snatched up by a swooping hawk, like they were a field mouse. But there actually is someone out there saying a small portion of that ridiculous statement: Wisconsin police officers. A 19-year old kid from Wisconsin was arrested and convicted for committing a gory and atrocious “planking spree.” And yes, those were the words used by the police to describe the actions of a person that lied face-down on a bunch of different things.

By:|December 9, 2011


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You Questioning Conway Twitty’s Heterosexuality? I’ll Fight You!

More awesome happenings in the sunshine state -- two dudes got into a serious bar brawl over the sexual orientation of the late country singer, Conway Twitty. According to the news story the two men got into a scuffle that had the double-wide shakin': Joe Capes and Ronald Richards were hanging out in Richards' trailer when they began arguing about the sexual orientation of country music singer Conway Twitty. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said the two got into a shoving match, eventually ending when Capes punched Richards in the face, breaking his glasses, and causing his eye to bleed. The news report never broke down the details, and never really said which man took which side. Did Capes call Twitty gay, causing Richards to attack? Or did Richards call twitty gay, causing Capes to attack? Or was the argument over wether Twitty was just gay, or super duper gay? So many details left out. We'd like to figure out for ourselves, now that the issue has been raised: Was Conway Twitty gay?

By:|December 9, 2011


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Wedding Works

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By:|December 9, 2011


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25 Essential Albums for an Awesome Holiday Party

Are you having a Christmas party this year? Are you inviting Jewish friends? Maybe some people you feel could also potentially celebrate Kwanzaa but you're afraid to ask? No worries! Grab these albums (they're probably sold everywhere) and have yourself a rockin' holiday party!

By:|December 9, 2011


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The Best Best of 2011 Lists List of 2011

Tis the season for all websites great and small to list the best and worst and whateverest things of the past year. You can’t swing a Nyancat (ha, internet reference!) without hitting some site’s list of the best or top something or other from the past year. And in the spirit of that, we thought we’d find the best lists of the best things from 2011 and make a list of those things (2011 edition) for your enjoyment. Man, this is so friggin’ meta…later, when we’re having a smoke behind the internet, all the other sites are totally gonna respect us for this. Maybe even say “s’up?” to us. Yeah.

By:|December 9, 2011


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The Morning Jolt: Louis CK

It's Louis CK from his new special available tomorrow!

By:|December 9, 2011


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The Truth Comes Out

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By:|December 8, 2011


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13 Ways America Can Brush Off The Fact That Iran Has One of Our Drones

Iran as captured one of our prized technologically advanced UAV drones. This makes our already contentious relationship with Iran a bit…awkward. In situations like this it’s always fun to imagine how the United States, a country filled with over 300 million unique voices, would react to this new if it were a single person. How would America verbally respond to all of this? With a classic American brush-off, that’s how. We Americans are really good at rationalizing our mistakes in an attempt to save face, like the guy that trips while crossing the street and turns that trip in to a run, giving the crappy illusion that he decided to suddenly start running for no reason and elected to start off his run in the most awkward and clunky way possible. Brush-offs – we’re good at it. So let’s see how we would brush off a highly valuable piece of war tech falling in to the wrong hands.

By:|December 8, 2011


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GIF Attack!

I just watched Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Do you honestly expect me to type something witty and coherent after that bombardment of idiocy? No, you can't. Therefore, no witty opening to today's GIF Attack. Unless these words count as something witty. If so, hooray! You got witty!

By:|December 8, 2011


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What Not To Do With Your Pets This Christmas

Tis the season for stupid pictures. Pets are no exception to this rule. If you're one of those people who opted for a pet instead of a child, first off, good choice. Second, be careful how you treat the little critter this Christmas. We don't mean the obvious stuff like picking up pine needles so the dog doesn't eat them, or hanging edible ornaments out of their reach. We're talking about the slightly embarrassing things you're bound to do to you animal because they can't always object. You can put dumb Christmas clothes on your toddler, because they deserve that sort of treatment, and you're going to want pictures like that sitting around for blackmail use later on in their lives. But pets. Pets don't deserve to be treated like that. Leave the santa hats and jingle bell collars off of them.

By:|December 8, 2011


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/Muppet Impersonations

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By:|December 8, 2011


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25 Knock Off Video Game Consoles for this Holiday Season

Christmas is upon us and chances are if you have a child or a man under 50 in your life, they want some video games for Christmas. But what game? And what if you want to save money for beer? Best to buy a knock off game so you can be drunk and they can play Super Mariott Brothers. Try one of these!

By:|December 8, 2011


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The 8 Biggest Douchebags of 2011 Who Will Haunt 2012

Well, another year is wrapping up and it’ll be ages before we get to our next douchebag tournament. But in that time, you might forget about the douches that were over this past illustrious year, and what a briny year it was. Worse yet, this year was chock-a-block with douches who will probably be douches all over again next year. Yes, gone are the day when assholes do something assholey and are shamed into hiding. Now, they get a renewed season of their TV show and can be an asshole again in a new city 9 months down the road. Sad, really. But anyway, let’s check out the douches of yesterday who will soon be the douches of tomorrow.

By:|December 8, 2011


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The Morning Jolt: The MythBusters Will Destroy Your House

Ever wonder what would happen if the MythBusters shot a cannon at a house by accident? Wonder no longer!

By:|December 8, 2011


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Don’t Tackle The Shed, Bro!

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By:|December 7, 2011


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Don’t Read This Article If You’re A Rick Perry Supporter

Warning: Don’t read this if you don’t want to hear someone rant about how some people can’t seem to comprehend ideas that should be simple and easy to grasp in the 21st century. In other words, I’m going to be ranting about politics. Specially, a new Rick Perry campaigned ad. If you don’t want to put up with unfunny righteous indignation, then, please, I implore you, skip this one and move on to another one of our articles. When uploading this in to Wordpress, I even went as far as to classifiy it as "Opinion Focused", so you know I'm about to get righteously indigent. Ready to get all righteous-y and indignation-y? Then let’s begin. First off, watch the video above and then continue reading.

By:|December 7, 2011


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GIF Attack!

I don't know what this is, what it means, or why it even exists. All I have to say about it is, yes. YES! YEEEESSSS!I don't even know why I have to say that. It just feels right, you know?

By:|December 7, 2011