Sunday Comics
Sunday Comics are way sexier than Thursday ones. Thursday can suck it.
By:Ian Fortey|October 30, 2011
Classic Taco – The 9 Worst Roommates You Will Ever Have
Classes have been back in long enough for plenty of college kids to just now be realizing their roommates suck horribly. In honor of that, we bring you this classic Holy taco article to celebrate your domestic misery. A good roommate can be a great way to keep you company and help split the cost of rent. A bad roommate, on the other hand, is like a case of AIDS. He or she can take away your freedom, independence and ultimately, your will to live, until you are a shell of the person you once were. Here are the nine worst. 9. The Deadbeat The first of every month this guy is like a broken record, "Hey man...yeah, so, like, my company...they, like, forgot to pay me. So I don't, like, have any money for, ya know, rent." And he says the same thing when the electric bill, cable bill, or any other bill needs paying. But somehow his total lack of cash doesn't stop him from going out four nights a week, while you're stuck eating Ramen noodles and dryer lint just to make ends meet. And whenever you try to explain to him that you can't always pay for his share, he gets offended, takes a communist stance, and says that if you were in the same position, he would totally help you out. But, unfortunately, Arby's doesn't plan to double his $13,000 salary anytime soon.
By:Ian Fortey|October 29, 2011
Worlds Greatest Dad
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By:admin|October 28, 2011
How To Make A Last Minute Halloween Costume
We're a scant two days away from Halloween and you, like most of us, are probably scrambling for a costume. For people like us, Halloween is one of those holidays that you're constantly reminded of leading up to it, but when it happens it always seems to sneak up on us as if we thought it was July instead of October. Seeing as I've been the guy that scrambles for a costume many, many years in a row now, I thought I'd provide a public service by guiding you, step-by-step, through your costume-finding journey.
By:Luis Prada|October 28, 2011
Rejected Peanuts Specials
If you obsessively twitter like we do, then you'd know that #RejectedPeanutsSpecials was a trending topic. We didn't create it, but we did decide to jump in. Then we decided to put together a few graphics for the ones we came up with.
By:Jim Tews|October 28, 2011
Like a Busssss
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By:admin|October 28, 2011
25 Potato Chip Flavors that Have No Business Existing
A potato chip is crispy and salty and that right there should set the stage for acceptable ways to modify this snack. Don't add fruit to it, or yogurt, or soup or fish or anything like that. Just enjoy it as a salty potato. Maybe toss in some cheese.
By:Ian Fortey|October 28, 2011
The 10 Dirtiest Places in Your House
According to the CDC, you are disgusting. Everything you do is repugnant in every way and this is demonstrated by the sheer volume of filth and awfulness in your home. But don’t feel bad, it’s just as revolting in everyone else’s house. Except our intern who keeps his home hermetically sealed and bathes every surface in Lysol twice a day. Word has it he cries when he gets an erection too, but that’s neither here nor there. As part of their efforts to determine where, why and how you suffer oozing facial diseases and dysentery, the CDC swabbed home surfaces to determine the bacteria count per square inch. Here those numbers are in all their gross glory, along with the probable reasons for that awfulness.
By:Ian Fortey|October 28, 2011
The Morning Jolt – Smashing Pumpkins (w/o Billy Corgan, Thank God)
I'm just saying, Billy Corgan is awful
By:Ian Fortey|October 28, 2011
Crab vs Nose
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By:Noah G|October 27, 2011
We Live On The Same Planet As A Man That Claims He Had Sex With A Prostitute That Shaped Shifted In To A Donkey At Night
Man, staying topical in this internet comedy writing game can be tough sometimes. There are days when we scower the internet for something, anything, funny to write about and there’s just nothing; the world is a wasteland. Slow news days, they call’em. On a good day one of us will find an article or a news story that has one or many elements that we can riff on for 500 or more words. Other days we’re lucky if we can find an article that we can squeeze a couple hundred words out of. But then there are those days when we are lucky enough to find a news story that essentially makes fun of itself. Every joke you can think of is already built in to the article; no need to do anything. Today is one such day. Why? Because I found a news story about a guy from Zimbabwe that was arrested for having sex with a donkey. But not just any donkey. The man, who goes by the name Moyo, claims the donkey is actually a human prostitute that at night transforms in to a donkey. I feel like I was digging through a mine rich with gold deposits, and then I swung my pick axe and hit a vein loaded with oil and mint editions of Superman #1.
By:Luis Prada|October 27, 2011
GIF Attack!
We've never actually watched Jersey Shore, but this GIF has convinced us the best part of the show has nothing to do with the show itself, but rather, what people do with it after the episodes air.
By:Luis Prada|October 27, 2011
How To Not Get Caught Dealing Drugs On Facebook
According to a recent article in the Washington Post, some cops in Maryland have busted up a huge drug dealing ring using Facebook and other social media outlets. The cops scoured the profile pages of suspected gang members on Facebook, then friend requested them so they could more effectively stalk them. We're kind of surprised that Facebook was the primary social media site used by these guys. It seems like Myspace would make more sense for a drug dealer, because it's more like an abandoned building or back alley where one might go to buy drugs. We don't spend a lot of time dealing with shady drug dealers, but it seems as though you could easily avoid getting caught dealing drugs on Facebook by following a few common sense rules:
By:Jim Tews|October 27, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: Prostitute Transforms into Donkey
Damn you, Donkeys who can transform into prostitutes! At least that's what a Zimbabwe man claimed when arrested for having sex with one. His story is very straight forward - he paid a prostitute, and upon their intercourse, she magically transformed into a donkey. I hope she at least made him waffles afterwards.
By:Noah G|October 27, 2011
Knife-chucks
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By:admin|October 27, 2011
25 Nightmare Before Christmas Tattoos
What better treat to get on Halloween than a tattoo commemorating a film solidly wedged between Halloween and Christmas? Probably lots of things, but whatever. Here's 25 tattoos. Check out some more work from Nick Baxter, BMEzine, and Bodymod.
By:Ian Fortey|October 27, 2011
5 of the Most Disgusting Diseases You Can Get
You’re pretty gross. Don’t take that as an insult, it’s the general “you” that means everyone. We are all gross. Except Scarlett Johansson who is fantastic. But the rest of us are so full of fluids, gasses and semi-solids that have no business existing in a good and wholesome world it’s terrifying. Worse yet, there are illnesses out there that demand you produce excess amounts of this filth and then toss it out where the rest of us have to experience it. Not sure what we mean? Well, that’s why this article exists!
By:Ian Fortey|October 27, 2011
The Morning Jolt: Shark Pool
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I definitely think there is a shark in the pool.
By:Ian Fortey|October 27, 2011
Drag Wheeling
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By:admin|October 26, 2011
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