Holytaco Buzz: Siberian Yeti Exists! (Almost)
All those years I thought the Siberian Yeti was just a bunch of crazy rumors perpetuated by eccentric locals, the experts go and prove me wrong. That's right, a team of international scientists visited the remote Kemerovo region of Siberia in search of the fabled beast. Not only did they find Yeti tracks (not a bears), but also a cave and hair samples (again, not a bears), making them 95% positive this is none other than Sasquatch himself. The 5% is held on account they're waiting for the hair samples to be processed, but there's no doubt it will register as 'mythical unknown beast' and NOT a bear.
By:Noah G|October 11, 2011
Extreme Subbin’
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By:Noah G|October 11, 2011
25 Obscene Jack O Lanterns (possibly NSFW)
We actually had to consult upper management to decide how to post this gallery since, even though they're all pumpkins, some of these are insanely graphic. Good for you, pumpkin carvers of the world.
By:Ian Fortey|October 11, 2011
The Day I Met Ray Liotta
The life of an internet comedian is a whirlwind of excitement. If you’re not at a gala dinner to support the preservation of owls whose name may include the word “tit” but not in an obscene fashion, you’re spinning hilarious quips into 140 character gemstones on Twitter, then constantly refreshing to see who replied or retweeted you and helped validate your existence for a few moments. Oh, it’s quite the ride. Of course, along with this comes the magnificence of celebrity; brushing elbows with the world’s elite. Yes, celebrities are better than you and I because they have been on television. Have you been on television? Don’t answer, I won’t have time to read it.
By:Ian Fortey|October 11, 2011
The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener
If there's a better way to open a beer, I haven't seen it
By:Ian Fortey|October 11, 2011
Gettin’ Bucked
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By:Noah G|October 10, 2011
R.I.P, Qwikster. We Hardly Knew Ye
When Netflix announced they would be splitting up their DVD rental service and streaming service in to two separate companies – Netflix for streaming, and Qwikster for discs – everyone just assumed Netflix was having a nervous breakdown and was making some rash decisions while their brain was blazed with the Technicolor mellifluence of psychotropic narcotics; that they were just having “a moment”; that one could drive by the Netflix head offices and find the front yard littered with scorched furniture, a half-dozen police cars, and the streaming service bleeding and in police custody with the DVDs crying while giving the officers an official statement and bringing up the possibility of a domestic violence charge against streaming.
By:Luis Prada|October 10, 2011
Christopher Columbus Was Kind of a Douchebag
So most of us Americans are enjoying our federal holiday in honor of the man who "discovered" America, Christopher Columbus. At some point, after you got done thinking that Columbus was some sort hero on an honest mission, you discovered that he was kind of a dick and his motives weren't exactly kosher. Of course, his actions changed the course of history, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a total tool. We've decided to pay him his proper respects in a modern-day way: by making him an internet meme.
By:Jim Tews|October 10, 2011
It Done Blowed Up
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By:Noah G|October 10, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: Ring Pots!
A new wave of hypocrisy is flooding the candy market with...Ring Pots! Marijuana leaf shaped lollipops that promote the legalization of Marijuana! Sounds legit, right? Not to parents. Several of them have made formal complaints trying to get the candy off the shelf for good, claiming it's harmful to their kids' health promoting an illegal substance. Because really, letting kids rot their bodies with diabetes-inducing lollipops isn't the issue, it's Marijuana. I guess they must have had the day off when this hit the shelf.
By:Noah G|October 10, 2011
25 Terribly Lame Kitchen Gadgets
We live in a world where everyone wants everything to be easier, and the Made for TV folks are there to try to usher that in with as many silly ass products as possible. But just remember kids, if there is a zombie apocalypse, and you survive it, you're going to need to know how to make your eggs square by hand afterwards or you'll be useless at rebuilding society.
By:Ian Fortey|October 10, 2011
5 Not Inappropriate Children’s Costumes
Every year around this time, websites start rolling out their hilarious Halloween costume articles and galleries. Everyone does it – the Huffington Post, Smosh, Cracked, Holy Taco, you name it. Some of those sites aren’t even run by hacks, so you know it’s a legit deal. And while you’ll have lame costumes for dudes, sexy costumes for ladies, weird foreign costumes and insane couples costumes, you’ll also, inevitably, get inappropriate costumes. But here’s the thing – who are we to judge? Who says that costume is inappropriate? Yes, Holy Taco has said it several times, but we can’t live in the past and neither can you because they stopped making DeLoreans back in the 50’s after it was determined they caused Parkinsons. As the big day (big in the sense children stuff their asses with candy) approaches, don’t let the media tell you what to believe. Let us tell you what to believe (we’re media professionals, you can trust us) and check out these costumes that always appear on everyone’s list, and why they’re perfectly safe for your precious little sugar-addled offspring.
By:Ian Fortey|October 10, 2011
The Morning Jolt – I’m Driving the Placenta-Mobile
The best part is how this is presented as an adorable story and not the story of the baby who went face first in Burger King wrappers and road salt on a passenger-side floor mat.
By:Ian Fortey|October 10, 2011
Zoology
Zoology is implying there's something wrong with a pine cone in the ass?
By:Ian Fortey|October 9, 2011
Sunday Comics
Sunday Comics once saved a family from a burning building. True story.
By:Ian Fortey|October 9, 2011
Classic Taco – A Flowchart to Determine if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date
When you're out on a date, it's hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we've created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to have sex at the end of your date:
By:Ian Fortey|October 9, 2011
Classic Taco – 25 Porn Parodies
This is one of those timeless articles that's as true today as when it originally ran. Which is to say look! Porn parodies! Ha!
By:Ian Fortey|October 8, 2011
RB Has That Effect On Us All
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By:Noah G|October 7, 2011
How To Celebrate Columbus Day
Columbus Day is right around the corner, and the fact that you don’t care is very telling. It could be that you realize you didn’t get the full story of Columbus’ discovery of the new world when you were a kid, and you feel society let you down. So, this coming Monday, do the world a favor by reaching out to young impressionable children and use this simple, step-by-step guide to teaching them a thing or two about the real story of Christopher Columbus.
By:Luis Prada|October 7, 2011
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