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Classic Crush: 27 Photos of Nancy Cameron, ’70s Playboy Playmate

Nancy now teaches college composition at the University of Pittsburgh, and she's probably still a total babe at age 60.

By:|April 22, 2014


Selfie-Kid Who Got Booted in Face by Train Conductor to Get Rich Off Own Stupidity

I'm sure you've all heard about Jared Michael Frank, this friggin' dork who got kicked in the head by a train conductor while trying to take a selfie in Peru.

By:|April 22, 2014


White People Need to Start Partying Like This

Daggering + Jim Ross = Brilliance.

By:|April 21, 2014


Family’s Easter Egg Hunt Interrupted by Skydiver Falling to His Death

Hey, so how was everybody's Easter? Did you spend some quality time with family? Did you reflect on the resurrection of Jesus Christ and eat chocolate bunnies and stuff? Did you watch a skydiver plummet to his death in front of you?

By:|April 21, 2014


20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute

From Gucci Mane's ice-cream face to Cheryl Cole's ass-roses, these celebrity tats should see the business end of a laser gun.

By:|April 21, 2014


Babes of Yore: Sexy Actresses in Their 40s and 50s Who Still Got It

It’s easy to lose track of the celebrities we wanted to bang when we were young. Good thing I’m here to keep track for you.

By:|April 18, 2014


Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis, Leaps From Second Story Balcony in Failed Suicide Attempt


By:|April 17, 2014


Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

By:|April 17, 2014


Man Sends Hitman to Kill Wife, Wife Beats Hitman With Claw-Hammer Then Chokes Him to Death [#happyendings]

"My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best," Walters said. "His last words on this earth were 'you're strong,'"

By:|April 15, 2014


Five Video Game Weapons More Terrifying Than the Navy’s New Electromagnetic Rail Gun

The Navy's new electromagnetic railgun may be a terrifying piece of ingenuity, but it's got nothing on the weapons of mass destruction dreamed up by video game enthusiasts each and every day.

By:|April 15, 2014


Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

By:|April 14, 2014


Classic Crush: 31 Photos of Betty Brosmer, Legendary Pin-Up Girl

Betty Brosmer might be the most famous model you've never heard of.

By:|April 13, 2014


The Seven Most Florida Things to Ever Florida

Without speaking in generalizations, I will say that anyone who voluntarily takes up residence in Florida is a cuckoo bananas person with a death wish.

By:|April 11, 2014


Eight Classic Guy Movies That Should Be Turned Into Broadway Musicals

If Rocky can be somehow turned into a musical, it might open the floodgates for other classic guy movies to be Broadway-bound. Because on Broadway, anything is possible...

By:|April 10, 2014


Remembering The Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos

No cause of death has been released, but if we were to wager a guess, we’d go with “Epic motorcycle volcano accident.”

By:|April 9, 2014


Insane, Topless White Woman Destroys McDonald’s in Florida With Her Bare Hands

Honestly, this broad is like Blanka taking apart a sedan.

By:|April 8, 2014


Six TV Series Finales That Were Worse Than ‘How I Met Your Mother’

Unfortunately, not every show can stick the landing like Breaking Bad.

By:|April 8, 2014


Paulina Gretzky’s Golf Digest Cover Draws Hate From Lady-Golfers

Do sexy women have any place in golf, or golf-related reading materials? The debate rages on.

By:|April 4, 2014


Actual Chupacabra Captured Alive in Texas, You Guys

It's not a dog. It's not a raccoon. By process of elimination, it is El Chupacabra.

By:|April 4, 2014

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Five Things That Would Shock FOX News Reporters Even More Than Spring Break

Kids drinking to get drunk and not just to catch a buzz? Public indecency? People smoking marijuanas? RELEASE OUR CHILDREN FROM YOUR GRASP, OH MIGHTY SATAN.

By:|April 3, 2014