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Eight Guinness World Records That Will Never Get You Laid

For every cool world record, there’s a load of crappy ones that can only make the recipient and their mama proud. Here are just a few.

By:|April 2, 2014


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PopHangover Presents: The Funniest Resume Fails Ever

Putting together a resume is never easy. Ideally you want to summarize your experience, relevant skills, and the kind of job you're looking for, while avoiding any mentions of, say, your allegiance to the Third Reich. Indeed, it can be a delicate balancing act.

By:|April 2, 2014


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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

What you're about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

By:|April 2, 2014


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21 Photos of Women With Wild Animals

There's a dreamy, fairy-tale quality to these photos that makes them a little surreal, and very compelling. (I mean, it's not like we're normally into photos of girls with animals or anything. Okay? *clears browser history*.

By:|April 1, 2014


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The Walking Dead’s Cliffhanger Endings: A Retrospective

Those who found themselves angered at the conclusion of Sunday night's finale have only themselves to blame, since The Walking Dead has been rug-pulling and curtain-jerking its way into our hearts since Day 1. A few examples...

By:|April 1, 2014


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From Betamax to the Zune: The Biggest Tech Fails of Our Time

Here’s hoping the Oculus VR isn't an epic fail like these seven devices, which came in on a wave of hype and left like farts in the wind...

By:|March 31, 2014


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Hottest Webcam Girl of the Year Tournament: Vote Now for the Elite 8!

Earlier this month, our good buddies at EveryJoe.com kicked off their Hottest Webcam Girl of the Year tournament, and the field has just been narrowed down to the Elite 8. So who will advance to the next round? That's where you come in, Tacos.

By:|March 29, 2014


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Nine Athletes Who Have Never Had a Good Nickname

Our tribute to the unfortunate bastards who’ve never quite managed to earn a cool alias, despite having an entire lifetime to figure something out.

By:|March 29, 2014


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Mascotology: Predicting This Year’s Sweet Sixteen Winners by Mascot

This year, we'll forgo the traditional analysis, and instead determine this season’s NCAA tournament winner based solely on which team has the superior mascot. And this bracket shall win the day, Amen.

By:|March 28, 2014


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30 Photos of Ai Shinozaki, Insanely Sexy Japanese Model/Singer

Ai Shinozaki is basically the Japanese Kate Upton, and by that I mean she has massive breasts, a beautiful, doll-like face, and I love to watch her dance even though she can't dance that well.

By:|March 27, 2014


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21 of the Dumbest Fast Food Tattoos Ever

Look, all tattoos are stupid on some level. But getting an ironic tattoo of a corporate logo is pretty much the stupidest thing a person can do — and it's crazy how many people have done it.

By:|March 26, 2014


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People Who Are NOT Having Not Their Best Day

Don't know about you, but I can totally relate to Mr. Basketboner.

By:|March 26, 2014


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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?

The Duke University porn star (Miriam Weeks/Belle Knox) wants to graduate and become a lawyer, defending the rights of sex workers. But as these eight stars could tell you, leaving the adult film game isn't as easy as it sounds.

By:|March 25, 2014


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Rest in Peace, James Rebhorn and Oderus Urungus: A Photo Tribute

The entertainment world lost two bright stars this weekend. And while their creative output was wildly different, they shared one thing in common: Integrity.

By:|March 24, 2014


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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute

News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

By:|March 24, 2014


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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that "Baba O'Riley" by The Who was called "Teenage Wasteland." It's an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song, while the name Baba O'Riley shows up exactly zero times.

By:|March 21, 2014


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Good Riddance: Fred Phelps Sr., Westboro Baptist Church Founder and World’s Biggest Asshole, Dead at 84

Fred Phelps Sr., longtime leader of the Kansas-based hate-cult known as Westboro Baptist Church, has died at the age of 84 after a long battle with who cares, fuck that guy.

By:|March 20, 2014


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“Tom Hanks” By Buckwheat Groats Is the Greatest Tom Hanks-Themed Rap Song of All Time, Period

The lack of a Joe Versus the Volcano reference is disappointing, but still, this is important, high-quality work. Plus, the juxtaposition of Hanks's lovable face amidst all this gangster shit is instantly hilarious.

By:|March 19, 2014


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PLEASE Don’t Call It a Comeback: Six Musical Acts That Should Stay the Hell Away Forever

Here are just a few acts that should either drink cyanide or simply never, ever, ever get back together.

By:|March 19, 2014


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Inexplicable Video of the Day: “Satanic Puberty”

There are two teenage boys playing pretend-guitars made out of cardboard. One of them is shirtless. The other is wearing a leather jacket over a torso that probably shouldn't be exposed in public.

By:|March 18, 2014


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