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The Best GIF Loops I’m Posting Today

It's GIFs! Enjoy them!

By:|August 14, 2013


5 People I’d Like to Lose a Fight To

There are some people in the world that you’d like to square off against, not out of anger or malice, but out of respect and wonder. People you want to challenge because you respect who they are and what they can do and you know you won’t even defeat them, but there’s a certain thrill in simply sharing the arena with them – this is an article about that. I bear these people no ill-will, just the opposite.

By:|August 13, 2013


25 Better Show Ideas Than a Wizard of Oz Medical Drama

Word is that CBS is adapting a medical drama based on the Wizard of Oz. You may recall that the Wizard of Oz has as much to do with doctors as this website has to do with not making fun of dumbass ideas like adapting medical dramas from The Wizard of Oz. And because of that, here are 25 ideas that are even better!

By:|August 12, 2013


Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: August 9th

So we’re powering into August and that means a heady mix of the leftover summer blockbusters and a number of movies no one loved when they were growing up. It’s fun, you’ll like it. Last week 2 Guns took the top spot, I suspect because logic dictates something had to be number one, and The Wolverine came in at number 2 because it was a fine film full of vascular Hugh Jackman.

By:|August 9, 2013


Where do Pics on the Internet Come From

Yesterday I received a legal notice about a photo on Holy Taco. Some gentleman apparently owned said photo and was not amused that we were hosting said photo. We didn’t have permission to use said photo. It was illegal. Copyright infringement. Remove it!

By:|August 8, 2013


The Morning Jolt: This is an Idiot

You've seen morons on TV before. But you've never seen this scale of moron.

By:|August 8, 2013

Taco Bell Breakfast

The History of the Waffle Taco

Not so long ago, somewhere in the dungeons of Taco Bell headquarters, an idea was born. That idea was breakfast. No, it wasn’t a unique idea, but it was still an idea. Breakfast, at Taco Bell. But how?

By:|August 7, 2013


The Morning Jolt: Colbert and Hugh Laurie Cuss

Swearing is the shit.

By:|August 7, 2013

A caring profession

The 5 Saddest Doctors of All

The way I see it, an I may be totally wrong, there are two main reasons to become a doctor. First, and hopefully most often, you want to help people. That’s the best and most noble reason to get into medicine. Second, and probably more likely than we want to admit, is money.

By:|August 6, 2013


The Morning Jolt: Digital Carjacking

This video is funny on the surface, but then terrifying if you think about it for even a second.

By:|August 6, 2013


25 More Hilarious Headlines About Olive Garden

This past weekend, news broke that a hell of a lot of people who ate salad at Olive Garden and Red Lobster restaurants ended up with a nasty stomach virus. People getting horrible sick at Olive Garden? That’s a joke that wrote itself about 15 years ago. But in light of the hundreds of reported cases and the pure Alanis Morrisette-level irony (which, by definition, means it’s not ironic. And it’s not), I figure Id try my hand at some headlines that would be just as wonderful to read about that garden of olives.

By:|August 5, 2013


The Morning Jolt: Norm and Gordon

Miss the Morning Jolt? Yeah, technical difficulties. Anyway, here it is again, with a classic Conan clip!

By:|August 5, 2013


Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen: August 2nd

Predictably, Wolverine destroyed everything last week with his razor claws and vascular physique. Who will dare stand against the crazy Canadian this week?!?

By:|August 2, 2013


25 Excuses For Why I’m Out of the Office Today

Although you’d never know it without me telling you, the fact is I’m not here. You’re getting this message from beyond the gra-a-a-a-ave Wait, that’s not right. You’re getting this message from yesterday. Today I have something to do. But what? None of your bees wax. Here’s a list of reason, pick which one you wish to be true the most.

By:|August 1, 2013


Anthony Weiner: Mega Troll

Mark your calendar. Today is the day I’m calling the mayoral campaign of Anthony Weiner complete and utter bullshit. It was never real. It’s an exercise in slapstick comedy. How much can Weiner do without anyone calling him out on it. He had a good run but he flew too close to the unbelievability sun and now it’s obvious that his whole campaign was a routine meant to make us all laugh.

By:|July 31, 2013


The Best Restaurant Mascots of All Time

Choosing a mascot for your restaurant is essential. If you have an asinine mascot, your restaurant will wither and die like erections before the time of Viagra. And they’ll deserve it. These days, modern restaurants try to half ass their mascots by producing chumps that appear in TV commercials and may be little more than cartoons. They suck.

By:|July 30, 2013


25 Things I Should Have Done Instead of Drunkenly Playing WoW All Night

On Saturday night I did what all men of James Bondian excitement and mystery do, I got drunk alone and played World of Warcraft for about 10 straight hours. It was the grandest waste of time I’ve partaken of in years, pretty much since I became a responsible human who has a job and a home and all that jazz.

By:|July 29, 2013


The Morning Jolt: Unsafe

She's way too excited at the end there.

By:|July 29, 2013


Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: July 26th

Everyone was blown away last week when The Conjuring destroyed the box office. I finally got around to seeing it, and it’s pretty bad ass. It’s an almost perfectly constructed horror film made by someone who obviously knows what works in horror, what makes an audience jump and how to set the mood. And the best thing is, if you watch James Wan’s movies in order, you can see he’s actually getting better

By:|July 26, 2013

Aspinall & Kwibi

The Morning Jolt: Gorilla Buddy

This isn't funny so much as kind of cool. Because I like monkeys.

By:|July 26, 2013