25 Ideas for the Rise of the Planet of the Apes Sequel
Rise of the Planet of the Apes was a pretty cool movie that leaves the door wide open for part two, which we recommend be called either Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2: Rise Harder or Plateauing of the Planet of the Apes. Without giving too much away for those who haven’t seen it, we have some surefire hit ideas for the sequel that will make it an even bigger hit than part 1.
By:Ian Fortey|August 8, 2011
pictures for sad children
There's a reason the children from pictures for sad children are sad.
By:Ian Fortey|August 7, 2011
Super Brophy Brothers
Everything seems about normal here. Thanks, Super Brophy Brothers!
By:Ian Fortey|August 7, 2011
Time Trabble
Running out of ideas or now, Kerouac was probably really down with giraffes. Time Trabble!
By:Ian Fortey|August 6, 2011
From Sexy to Head Truama In 5 seconds Flat
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By:Luis Prada|August 5, 2011
Why People Shouldn’t Give A Damn About The New Half-Black, Half-Hispanic Spider-Man
If you were on the internet at all this week, or watched any topical television shows, you may have heard that Marvel Comics has killed off one of their flagship characters, Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man. But, never fear, for there will be a new Spider-Man, and his name is Miles Morales, and he’s half-black, half-Hispanic. And with that simple decision to change the race of a superhero, all America’s clandestine racists exploded out of their closets of hate to leave horrible, disgusting comments on articles reporting on the change. Of course, this is a non-issue. Why? Well, there are a number of reasons, really.
By:Luis Prada|August 5, 2011
Five Fun Things To Do At Your Temp Job
If you're a starving artist and/or an aimless drifter (like everyone on the Holy Taco staff) then you've probably picked up a temp job or two. They're usually incredibly boring office jobs that involve some sort of tedious task that requires minimal knowledge of microsoft word and the ability to say "hello." As with any dull office job, you've got to find ways to entertain yourself. The great thing about temp jobs is the fact that you won't be there forever, which means your self-entertainment options can go far beyond rubber band balls and paper clip statues.
By:Jim Tews|August 5, 2011
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By:Luis Prada|August 5, 2011
25 of the Most Bizarre NYSE Bell Ringers
Now that the economy is fixed and we're happy as all getout, it's time to focus our attention on the New York Stock Exchange where pretty much any riff raff under the sun can ring those bells.
By:Ian Fortey|August 5, 2011
Words of Wisdom From Vladimir Putin
Have you ever found yourself in an awkward social situation and wondered what Vladimir Putin would say or do in that same situation? We all have. It's okay to admit it. Luckily for you, we've taken the time to ask Vladimir what we would say in certain situations. Here's what he replied with...
By:Luis Prada|August 5, 2011
Mariachi Band Serenades a Beluga Whale — Don’t Ask. Just Accept It.
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By:Luis Prada|August 4, 2011
Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash
Why are the Kardashian girls such fame whores? Genetics!
By:Ian Fortey|August 4, 2011
Jersey Shore Italy: The Italian Nightmare Continues
Jersey Shore: Italy is here to ruin an entire nation. Italy has put a lot of time and effort into creating and sustaining its present day image as a land of hot women, awesome food and Ginos. And it wasn’t easy to get here, they had to slog a lot of crap. The mafia, the Roman Empire, fat guys in gold chains; there’s been a lot to overcome. And now Jersey Shore, MTV’s televised tribute to helmet-wearing mouth-breathers, has landed in the country shaped like a boot giving them a whole new PR nightmare. But Italians, don’t you dare rest on your laurels. Jersey Shore isn’t your only issue and if you let them they will drag all these other skeletons out of your closet.
By:Ian Fortey|August 4, 2011
Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!
Keepsakes and mementos are nice to have, unless of course they're ugly commemorative plates. There's still no clear definition of what level of recognizability an event or entity must reach to be commemorated on a plate, which is probably why there's so many goofy ones floating around.
By:Jim Tews|August 4, 2011
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By:Luis Prada|August 4, 2011
25 Sneaky Little Guns
Never trust a man who carries a pistol. But also, never trust anyone with a crucifix, a watch, a lighter, a flashlight, a cane, a belt buckle or anything else you can fit in your hand.
By:Ian Fortey|August 4, 2011
7 Examples of Misguided Superhero Casting
Henry Cavill was recently cast as Superman in the reboot of the reboot of the franchise in another attempt to not screw it up. Hollywood can do that, you know. Some people find the choice a little questionable, partially because the man is British and partially because people hate all superhero casting choices. It’s pretty much inevitable. If you look hard enough you’ll find someone who probably thought Patrick Stewart was a bad choice for Professor X. But that said, some choices are clearly weirder than others. Let’s take a look at some of the most questionable casting choices in superhero filmdom.
By:Ian Fortey|August 4, 2011
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