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Paris Hilton Likes it When You Drink the Booze

She drinks and drives, she says “hot” a lot and…that’s about it. But those qualifications are enough to make her the spokesperson for a new ad campaign by Rich Prosecco. For those of you that don’t know (you might want to listen up, Paris) Prosecco is basically an Italian version of champagne. It’s a sparkling wine that usually has a crisp minerally flavor balanced with some fresh fruit notes. Prosecco is the name of the grape used and it is grown in the Valdobbiadene/Conegliano region in Italy. It’s usually a cheaper alternative to Champagne and your dumbass friends won’t know the difference. Especially if your dumbass friend is named Paris Hilton.

4 Responses to "Paris Hilton Likes it When You Drink the Booze"

  1. quarrygirl says:

    damn, she looks like something straight-out-the 80′s in those ads!

  2. reminds me of 007, if they painted her fully she would have suffucated and died. a huge loss of all americans lmao

  3. monte says:

    is she holding a giant cig?


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