
Where You’ve Seen Her: Remember Paris Hilton? I sure dont, it’s been a whole week she’s tried to keep out of the spotlight. But now she’s resurfaced with a new prospect — turning 30! That’s right, the Simple Life star is no longer an innocent twenty something. And in other news…
Pointless Quote: “That’s Hot.”


Wouldn’t it have been great if the entire “Hey Paris, lets wrap you up in cable and take sexy pics” thing was really a setup to strangle it to death?
Great, now I have gonorrhea in my eyes.