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Paris Hilton Pictures

Where You’ve Seen Her: Remember Paris Hilton?  I sure dont, it’s been a whole week she’s tried to keep out of the spotlight.  But now she’s resurfaced with a new prospect — turning 30!  That’s right, the Simple Life star is no longer an innocent twenty something.  And in other news…

Pointless Quote: “That’s Hot.”

2 Responses to "Paris Hilton Pictures"

  1. Papi Diablo says:

    Wouldn’t it have been great if the entire “Hey Paris, lets wrap you up in cable and take sexy pics” thing was really a setup to strangle it to death?

  2. Guesty McGuest says:

    Great, now I have gonorrhea in my eyes.


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