In an effort to become the answer to a trivial pursuit entertainment question, Paris Hilton’s brother Barron Hilton (yes that’s his real name, no he wasn’t wearing an ascot and a smoking jacket) got a DUI last night. People.com, please tell us more!:
Barron Hilton was arrested Tuesday morning on charges of driving under the influence and carrying a fake driver’s license, authorities confirm.
His blood-alcohol level was .14 percent. the California legal limit for a person over 21 is .08 percent, but for a person under 21 (he’s 18), any blood-alcohol level is considered legally drunk.
The DUI charge is a misdemeanor, the more serious charge is carrying a fake license, a felony. Barron was booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station and held on $20,000 bail. His Mercedes was impounded.
First of all, 20,000 dollars bail for a Hilton? He might be able to find that much in his couch. Secondly, I actually kind of feel for the kid and I’ll tell you why: I’m just joking, I don’t feel for him! HAHAHAHA (sigh) HAHAHAH. He’s a doooooouche. In fact, getting a DUI when you’re 18 and while driving a Mercedes is the dictionary definition of douche bag. Seriously, I’m not just saying that. Take a look.