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Pass Me That Lotion?

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42 Responses to "Pass Me That Lotion?"

  1. Border Banger says:

    Aww skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet!!!

  2. Don't taze me bro... says:

    Lets exaAMINE THE ROOM SHALL WE:
    -Sweet A$$
    -Bottle of lotion..”I think Lube”
    -Matress exposed w/ sheet pulled off
    = JUST GOT FKD

  3. This girl is hot! says:

    This girl is hot and her perfect ass too! Who you guys would want to lick that ass lick a lolipop?

  4. Fringe says:

    did she say something about lotion? I didn’t hear her.

  5. Ass fucker says:

    Ass-fucked, what’s more.

    Unless her bf is too useless to get her wet first.

  6. jiansheoo says:

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  7. why? says:

    Whats her phone number?

  8. why? says:

    Oh yeah, I forgot. She has some pretty lips, don’t you think?

  9. why? says:

    So? Tell us? What kind of dumb shit is this? Unless that is your ass in the picture, we don’t need your web-site!

  10. taintnothinbutabrowneye says:

    looks like my next hat

  11. TheVin says:

    If you look closely on her right shoulder blade there is a blemish a little smaller than a dime,,,,throw her out….

  12. Gabe says:

    want some

  13. Gabe says:

    very nice

  14. GayFish! says:

    Hey lotion girl, imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the nicest asses of all time! of allll timmeeee!!!!!

  15. Dougie(the dog) says:

    i would not throw her out the bed for farting

  16. Senor Reacharound says:

    first!!

  17. Camel Tao says:

    Let me get this straight – you’re looking at that ass and all you can think of to say is “first?” I’m sure that there are plenty of gay sites that would welcome you with loving arms (and a reacharound).

  18. The Cow says:

    First. Sloppy Seconds. Terrible Thirds. Filthy Fourths. I don’t care, just get me in line to tap that.

  19. Mr Obvious says:

    I wouldn’t want to be on top of that bed. It doesn’t have a fitted sheet on gross. All the dead skin cells built up on that mattress, not thank you.

  20. Serena "Roid Rage" Williams says:

    That *55 is almost as big as mine!

  21. Cunt says:

    Mr Obvious is a pedo fuckwhit, go suck an eight year old’s cock!

  22. Mr Obvious says:

    Does he have to be 8? Is 6 okay? Please write back soon, I’ve got my nephew right here.

  23. Cunt's Brother says:

    You’ll have to excuse my bro, he’s just been sacked from his job at the morge. He’s just upset ’cause he can fuck cadavars any more….

  24. Doug says:

    no bed sheet, thats why she’s on the floor retard

  25. Hey Serena Roid Rage ... says:

    … WTF is a star-55?

  26. Nessaja says:

    i’d call in sick for that.

  27. tonighttheyfly says:

    Id call in anyway cause work sucks

  28. Philosopher's Saggy Vagina says:

    This picture was taken in the morning from some fat hungover guy to show his friends he lost his virginity.
    but he had to leave out the face.

  29. jacklez says:

    it’s a trap

  30. Philosoraptor says:

    Oh boy, the infamous booty, what I would do to that ass…..

  31. darkman71 says:

    I second that. OMG

  32. pratik says:

    She needs to hire a maid. I mean, seriously…

  33. Maid In Manhatthan Fan 2003 says:

    I know! Its like that one part in Maid in Manhatthan when Jenifer Lopez goes into that room and its all messy and shes like “this is muy malo, i no like clean messy room”… Am i right, guys? guys?

  34. 50 cent says:

    are you acting dumb cause you were dropped on your fucking head? or are you just trying to piss me off?

  35. Mr Whiskers says:

    YUMMAY!

  36. Master Of None says:

    she’s sticking it way out, it may not be as nice as you horny losers all think it is. plus with no face shown, she’s probably as ugly as Anonymous’ mother.

  37. Nice Job, Guy says:

    in fact, it doesn’t appear that she even has any arms or a head

  38. Fakelosofur says:

    Let me guess. She has a flat ass. Right Philo-fuck?

  39. Anonymous says:

    Still “not reading anybody’s comments,” eh Philosopher?

    Did my mom shoot you down again? Sorry. I’ll go talk to her. No guarantees, though.

  40. Philosofag says:

    We get it philosopher. You are a weasel for cock

  41. Fuck you, asshole says:

    You’re fucking kidding, right?

    Her ass probably isn’t that nice? You can’t see her face so she’s probably ugly?

    You’ve never fucked a girl in your life, let alone one this hot, but you’re still telling us she’s not good enough?

    Shut your fucking yap, you leper-fucking spunk bubble.


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