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Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact

 
Well, if Pat Robertson is right (and he usually is) Haiti could use some Satanic intervention right about now to get them out of this jam. Maybe Satan would be willing to help the Haitian people out again if we just asked him nicely. All Satanic pact requests can be sent to: hung.asHell@yahoo.com. 
 
 
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17 Responses to "Pat Robertson Blames Haitian Quake On Satanic Pact"

  1. Blargh says:

    This guy is awesome !
    To shut him up give him a bowl of soup and a JAG DVD Collection and hell be happy for days n stop talking such nonsense.

    We all know that the reason for Haitis suffering is that they were a french colony in the first place… just look at Quebec… :P

  2. pratik says:

    Never thought it would happen, but I found someone else to blame for all my problems instead of Sarah Palin.

    Hats off to you, Mr. Robertson. And by “hats off to you” I really mean “die in a fucking hole.”

  3. Fuck the Haitians says:

    Fuck the Haitians. Why the hell are we as Americans sending so much
    fucking money and help to them? What the hell do they do for us? We
    are in a major crises with peopling getting kicked out of their homes
    all day every day in America, yet we are so quick to send millions of
    dollars to a society that has contributed nothing to this world other
    then disease, poverty and voodoo. I hope all you people sending money
    over there can sleep at night knowing that you are helping out
    worthless people and meanwhile some child in America is going to sleep
    in the streets tonight because his parents got evicted from their
    homes from those asshole bankers. You all need to get your priorities
    straight.

  4. Bosco says:

    Disregard that, I suck cocks.

  5. DonkeyXote says:

    He ought to be shot in the face 9 nine times. Point blank!

  6. Linda says:

    Here’s a new Facebook page in regard to that: Let’s Get 1 Million People To Call the 700 Club At Least 10 Times A Day
    and tell them what we think of Pat’s insane comments about Haiti. According to sources… it costs them about $1.00 to answer each 800 call. Hit him where it hurts… the pocketbook. that’s all these disgusting tv evangelists care about. Call Pat Robertson’s “700 Club” @… 1 (800) 759-0700 to give your opinion of his comments about Haiti. It costs them about $1 to pick up each 800 call. Please pass this along to EVERYONE you know. :)

  7. Bosco says:

    Linda… Shut the fuck up please.

  8. i like to lolz says:

    this guy is a cancerous boil on the bleeding festering anus of america:christianity

  9. Scott's tot says:

    Of course! It all makes so much sense now! When will the anal rape happen?

  10. Mr. Wizard says:

    Ready for the twist?

    Pat Robertson is Satan!!!

  11. Anonymousy says:

    I blame my current raging hard-on on Pat Robertson

  12. KingGreat says:

    Are you not familiar with Pat Robertson, or what he talks about?

  13. DonkeyXote says:

    Clearly not

  14. Sean says:

    This guy is a moron, so if haiti is suffering because of it, who is punishing them?

  15. John says:

    im so sick of this guy. that snake gives christianity a bad name. he needs to learn to shut his fucking hole.

  16. hung.asHell@yahoo.com says:

    Stop emailing me!

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Numero uno.


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