I was at the park the other day and there was this guy there with his three legged dog. And everyone who saw the dog and goes “awww, look at him, he’s so cute, trying to make do with those three little legs.” But ten minutes later I saw the dog run up to another dog and bite that dog in what appeared to be that dog’s nutsack for no apparent reason. Which just goes to show you that just because you’re missing a leg, doesn’t mean you can’t still be an asshole. Ask Paul McCartney. Perezhilton.com reports:
Sir Paul McCartney is releasing a new dance album in November under his alter ego, the Fireman. According to a new report, ex-wife Heather Mills was Paul’s album inspiration, in a not-so-good way!
Apparently, the album title itself, Electronic Arguments, is a reference to the texts and emails that went on between the two during their marriage breakdown and Paul’s alleged phone-bugging.
See, this is why you don’t F with Paul McCartney. She’s lucky she didn’t piss him off right before he wrote Hey Jude, otherwise we’d all be saying “Hey you stupid f-ing bitch, I hope you die” is one of the greatest tracks of all time.
Personally, I think people give Paul a free pass on this marriage. My cousin went and bought a car from a dude who told him “I don’t have a last name actually. I just go by Shertov.” Two weeks later the engine basically exploded. Is Shertov an asshole? Sure. But how stupid is my cousin? Answer; very.
Anyway, I think Paul should have gone all the way with his attack. Something like this:
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Take a good look at how he’s pulling Heather’s belly fat to the side so that she appears a little less horrendous. What a nice guy.
Didn’t know that Paul was a Redwings fan.