Personally, I think American Idol is for deaf retards. Apparently they switched up the judging process last night and instead of commenting on each individual performer, the judges had to make their insightful critiques after everyone had performed. And as usual, Paula Abdul’s brain couldn’t handle the added pressure. She couldn’t remember if the guy in the dreadlocks sang one or two songs and then started reading the wrong notes. C’mon, Paula. If you know you’re going to be on TV, maybe you shouldn’t snort that 5th Xanax and vodka shooter right before airtime. Maybe you should try doing stuff, ya know, sober sometimes.