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Paula Abdul Is Easily Confused

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Personally, I think American Idol is for deaf retards. Apparently they switched up the judging process last night and instead of commenting on each individual performer, the judges had to make their insightful critiques after everyone had performed. And as usual, Paula Abdul’s brain couldn’t handle the added pressure. She couldn’t remember if the guy in the dreadlocks sang one or two songs and then started reading the wrong notes. C’mon, Paula. If you know you’re going to be on TV, maybe you shouldn’t snort that 5th Xanax and vodka shooter right before airtime. Maybe you should try doing stuff, ya know, sober sometimes.

4 Responses to "Paula Abdul Is Easily Confused"

  1. clitwizard says:

    no there given what to say. the shows winner is already decided, they all have cards to read that writers have written for them she made the mistake of reading he conclusion of the 2nd song.

  2. taloolah says:

    I mean, she NEVER makes sense! I don’t know if she is actually on drugs, or just a complete moron. Probably both, actually.

  3. White Devil says:

    My cats breath smells like cat food.

  4. James Bond says:

    Is it any wonder why Emilo Estevez/Sheen left her?
    I suspect he likes to have a meaningful conversation after sex..
    Go figure..