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  1. Anonymous says:

    On the off chance that this is really you, I have 3 words –

    1) Halla
    2) Fuckin
    3) LUJAH!!!

    Way to cave, Mr. Fighting For What I Believe In And Moral Progress And Shit & Stuff! I doubt you have the self-control to STFU permanently, but it should be a relaxing half-hour.

  2. 123456780 says:

    I’ll eat your poopoo.

  3. Mr Bad Example says:

    I’m sure you would…any special requests for flavor? A little garlic, perhaps? Or maybe you’re more interested in broccoli…

  4. Andy says:

    Who wants to make a bet that this is gonna fail? I’m putting my left nut on this one, I have a good feeling about it.

  5. The Sultan of Labia says:

    My member is too big for this urinal.

  6. peanutbutterlalalatacossquirellbfa bfa bfa likesmesomepeepee says:

    why does everyone have such weird names? anyway….i think some one could live in that shit!!!!!

  7. KingKongWentToHongKongToPlayPingPongWithHisDingDong says:

    ASPARAGUS MAKE YO PEE STANK

  8. Le Coque says:

    I believe You are You philosopher. It’s not that hard.

  9. AdamX says:

    Hang on I’ll get some tissues while you’re wondering what the fuck you’re doing here.

  10. Mr Bad Example says:

    Why? Because someone besides him pointed out how pathetic and sophmoric your weak-assed comments are?

  11. Holy Taco is a shit website says:

    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  12. qwertyuiop says:

    Oh no! We won’t be privy to philosopher’s homophobic ranting anymore? He just needs a dick in the ass.

  13. Google ads senseless says:

    If this is true, HT will now need to lift their game, or find another annoying Troll to keep people’s interest.

  14. Taco Diarrhea says:

    Forget pissing, that thing is begging for ass to mouth.

  15. AdamX says:

    Don’t tell me philosopher’s hired an IT whizz to help him change his username?

  16. Mr Bad Example says:

    This whole thread is the best arguement in favor of abortion I’ve seen in a long time.

  17. dickweed says:

    not a fuckin chance he can keep his bitch mouth shut.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I’ll see your left nut, and raise you my right nut. I’m sure I could have worded that differently, but you get it.

  19. Anonymous says:

    and/or Chuck Berry

  20. philosopher. says:

    JUST KIDDING GUYS IM BACK IN ACTION AND GAYER THAN EVUUUURRRR!!!

    LETS GO BABY — I <3 men

  21. Dspayre says:

    Dont let the door hit you on the way out.

  22. Dspayre says:

    Now HT can post some funny pics that we can focus our comments, on instead of putting philo in his rightful place.
    It was nice while it lastest…..

  23. jb says:

    He has no choice but to read the comments. Bad try with the “last word” bit.

  24. Le Coque says:

    Being that it’s all in capitals, it must be true.

  25. Dr Fuckoff says:

    Good Luck Buddy. All you need to do now is have a bath to clean off all that shit you’ve been throwing at yourself.

  26. philosopher says:

    ATTENTION, ALL THOSE WHO HAVE PLAYED AN IMMATURE ROLE IN THESE ARGUMENTS: I HAVE DECIDED TO STOP REPLYING TO ALL OF YOUR JUVENILE COMMENTS. I WILL COMMENT ON ANY DAMN THING I WANT, BUT IF YOU INSULT IT, YOUR ATTEMPTS WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS. IF I SEE A PICTURE I LIKE, I WILL COMMENT, BUT I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOUR DUMB ASS ATTEMPTS TO DRAG MY INTO AN ARGUMENT. SO DON’T EVEN BOTHER. AS LONG AS I POST SOMETHING, AND DON’T READ YOUR REPLY, IT MEANS I GOT THE LAST WORD.
    BUT FOR OLD TIMES SAKES’:
    GO SUFFER AND DIE, YOU FAGGY, RETARDED, CHILD MOLESTING, MOTHER FUCKING, PRICKS. I HOPE TO ONE DAY BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR GRAVES, DIG YOU BASTARDS UP, AND THEN CHAIN YOUR CORPSES TO THE BACK OF MY CAR, AND PAINT THE ROADS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD, WHILE I LAUGH MANIACALLY.

    -THE ORIGINAL AND TRUE PHILOSOPHER

  27. TG says:

    A tribute to R-Kelly

  28. Pissopher says:

    I’m referring to the following, not my Pun Loaded name by the way.

    “you are fucked up in the head. how many times did your mom purposefully fall down the stairs in an effort to get rid of you?”

  29. Pissopher says:

    The above slogan is what’s on the packaging. I figure it will encourage use of the product.

  30. philosopher says:

    I hereby present myself as an action-figure.

  31. philosopher says:

    you are fucked up in the head. how many times did your mom purposefully fall down the stairs in an effort to get rid of you?

    -the original philosopher

  32. philosopher says:

    no one believes you’re me. I don’t know how many times I have to say that

  33. philosopher says:

    I’m sorry. That was a very cruel statement on my part, as have been all these others. You see, I lost my butt plug and it acts as a sort of reverse pacifier for me. If I can’t lodge that chrome, vibrating phallus up my butt at the slightest tinge of social anxiety, I lose my goddamn fucking mind and carry on like a lunatic for days. But don’t worry, I have it now and this has all come to a nice, relaxing, prostate-stimulated end.

    -the original philosopher

    p.s.: I like to aim my boner at my mouth when this things wrong and see if I can splooge in it.

  34. crap says:

    you suck

  35. Le Coque says:

    We all believe you are you. No problem with that.

  36. philosopher says:

    no one believes you’re me. I don’t know how many times I have to say that
    Go suffer an die.

  37. philosopher says:

    I meant on instead of wrong! TEE-HEE

    -the anally satisfied philosopher

  38. Le Coque says:

    Immature comments can be very offensive for some.

  39. philosopher says:

    Fake philosopher you are such a CUNT. But not as big a CUNT as me, I can fly with my facial flaps.

    - dripping stale quim over Manhattan

  40. philosopher says:

    if your immaturity could be measured, and I had the same amount of poison, I could kill every maggot on earth. imagine it, every member of your family would be dead

    -the true philosopher

  41. philosopher says:

    you really are the immature scum of humanity

    -the true philosopher

  42. philosopher says:

    You know how some people pin others down and let loogies slowly dangle down on their faces and suck them back up at the last second? I do that with turds, and instead of doing it over another person, I do it over a video camera and beat off to it later.

    -the anally satisfied philosopher

  43. olikuj says:

    you guys need to hook up so u both can get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Nice Story Bro says:

    And I quote FTW

    “I lost my butt plug and it acts as a sort of reverse pacifier for me. “