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On the off chance that this is really you, I have 3 words –
1) Halla
2) Fuckin
3) LUJAH!!!
Way to cave, Mr. Fighting For What I Believe In And Moral Progress And Shit & Stuff! I doubt you have the self-control to STFU permanently, but it should be a relaxing half-hour.
I’ll eat your poopoo.
I’m sure you would…any special requests for flavor? A little garlic, perhaps? Or maybe you’re more interested in broccoli…
Who wants to make a bet that this is gonna fail? I’m putting my left nut on this one, I have a good feeling about it.
My member is too big for this urinal.
why does everyone have such weird names? anyway….i think some one could live in that shit!!!!!
ASPARAGUS MAKE YO PEE STANK
I believe You are You philosopher. It’s not that hard.
Hang on I’ll get some tissues while you’re wondering what the fuck you’re doing here.
Why? Because someone besides him pointed out how pathetic and sophmoric your weak-assed comments are?
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Oh no! We won’t be privy to philosopher’s homophobic ranting anymore? He just needs a dick in the ass.
If this is true, HT will now need to lift their game, or find another annoying Troll to keep people’s interest.
Forget pissing, that thing is begging for ass to mouth.
Don’t tell me philosopher’s hired an IT whizz to help him change his username?
This whole thread is the best arguement in favor of abortion I’ve seen in a long time.
not a fuckin chance he can keep his bitch mouth shut.
I’ll see your left nut, and raise you my right nut. I’m sure I could have worded that differently, but you get it.
and/or Chuck Berry
JUST KIDDING GUYS IM BACK IN ACTION AND GAYER THAN EVUUUURRRR!!!
LETS GO BABY — I <3 men
Dont let the door hit you on the way out.
Now HT can post some funny pics that we can focus our comments, on instead of putting philo in his rightful place.
It was nice while it lastest…..
He has no choice but to read the comments. Bad try with the “last word” bit.
Being that it’s all in capitals, it must be true.
Good Luck Buddy. All you need to do now is have a bath to clean off all that shit you’ve been throwing at yourself.
ATTENTION, ALL THOSE WHO HAVE PLAYED AN IMMATURE ROLE IN THESE ARGUMENTS: I HAVE DECIDED TO STOP REPLYING TO ALL OF YOUR JUVENILE COMMENTS. I WILL COMMENT ON ANY DAMN THING I WANT, BUT IF YOU INSULT IT, YOUR ATTEMPTS WILL FALL ON DEAF EARS. IF I SEE A PICTURE I LIKE, I WILL COMMENT, BUT I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOUR DUMB ASS ATTEMPTS TO DRAG MY INTO AN ARGUMENT. SO DON’T EVEN BOTHER. AS LONG AS I POST SOMETHING, AND DON’T READ YOUR REPLY, IT MEANS I GOT THE LAST WORD.
BUT FOR OLD TIMES SAKES’:
GO SUFFER AND DIE, YOU FAGGY, RETARDED, CHILD MOLESTING, MOTHER FUCKING, PRICKS. I HOPE TO ONE DAY BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR GRAVES, DIG YOU BASTARDS UP, AND THEN CHAIN YOUR CORPSES TO THE BACK OF MY CAR, AND PAINT THE ROADS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD, WHILE I LAUGH MANIACALLY.
-THE ORIGINAL AND TRUE PHILOSOPHER
A tribute to R-Kelly
I’m referring to the following, not my Pun Loaded name by the way.
“you are fucked up in the head. how many times did your mom purposefully fall down the stairs in an effort to get rid of you?”
The above slogan is what’s on the packaging. I figure it will encourage use of the product.
I hereby present myself as an action-figure.
you are fucked up in the head. how many times did your mom purposefully fall down the stairs in an effort to get rid of you?
-the original philosopher
no one believes you’re me. I don’t know how many times I have to say that
I’m sorry. That was a very cruel statement on my part, as have been all these others. You see, I lost my butt plug and it acts as a sort of reverse pacifier for me. If I can’t lodge that chrome, vibrating phallus up my butt at the slightest tinge of social anxiety, I lose my goddamn fucking mind and carry on like a lunatic for days. But don’t worry, I have it now and this has all come to a nice, relaxing, prostate-stimulated end.
-the original philosopher
p.s.: I like to aim my boner at my mouth when this things wrong and see if I can splooge in it.
you suck
We all believe you are you. No problem with that.
no one believes you’re me. I don’t know how many times I have to say that
Go suffer an die.
I meant on instead of wrong! TEE-HEE
-the anally satisfied philosopher
Immature comments can be very offensive for some.
Fake philosopher you are such a CUNT. But not as big a CUNT as me, I can fly with my facial flaps.
- dripping stale quim over Manhattan
if your immaturity could be measured, and I had the same amount of poison, I could kill every maggot on earth. imagine it, every member of your family would be dead
-the true philosopher
you really are the immature scum of humanity
-the true philosopher
You know how some people pin others down and let loogies slowly dangle down on their faces and suck them back up at the last second? I do that with turds, and instead of doing it over another person, I do it over a video camera and beat off to it later.
-the anally satisfied philosopher
you guys need to hook up so u both can get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I quote FTW
“I lost my butt plug and it acts as a sort of reverse pacifier for me. “