Something tells me this guy should be using his enormous brain to cure cancer or solve world hunger. Nah, he should totally be perfecting the fake vagina. What was I thinking?
although this is probably going to make all the fat and lonely guys who are 40yo and still living at home really happy..you are right...this mofo could be able to find the cure for cancer or something if he used his skills for something else...
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I'm not entirely comfortable about my "sex data" flying around the internet. Someone might capture my two minutes of raw data and share it on facebook.
What if you are banging your PenisTron, and across the Internet it's a guy? Is that gay?
He may have not found a cure for cancer but it is a cure for aids. If no one has to actually have intercourse then no aids can be transmitted. Secretly this guy is perfecting the world
this guy IS perfecting the world. by giving the weaklings and undesirables an escape from actually WANTING to put the effort forth to obtain pussy, he DRAMATICALLY reduces the chance of two fugs settling for each other and bringing Fugly Jr's to the world. Thusly phasing out unwanted genes. DOMO ARIGATO Mr. Fuckbot-O!!!
Only the Japanese would come up with something this sad. I get the feeling that the Japanese birth rate will dramatically decline with this device. Someone should sell them to China.
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May 11th, 2009 at 08:41 am
No man will ever leave his house once this hits the streets..
May 11th, 2009 at 08:47 am
although this is probably going to make all the fat and lonely guys who are 40yo and still living at home really happy..you are right...this mofo could be able to find the cure for cancer or something if he used his skills for something else...
www.crazydribble.com
May 11th, 2009 at 08:56 am
Sex with robots...
May 11th, 2009 at 08:59 am
Exactly, this is only v.1, I can't wait for v.69.
What sucks is that I just spent $60 on a fleshlight.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I'm not entirely comfortable about my "sex data" flying around the internet. Someone might capture my two minutes of raw data and share it on facebook.
What if you are banging your PenisTron, and across the Internet it's a guy? Is that gay?
May 11th, 2009 at 11:23 am
wow, iam not getting my penis electrofied
gees why dont you just stick your penis into
your computers power suply...
iTunes fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-296
May 11th, 2009 at 11:32 am
This year's Nobel Prize winner, hands down.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am
He may have not found a cure for cancer but it is a cure for aids. If no one has to actually have intercourse then no aids can be transmitted. Secretly this guy is perfecting the world
May 11th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
"Sex is just data" ...That's what I've been saying all along.
May 11th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
Ok, so this is pretty pathetic, but it got much, much worse when he mentioned the modified, cock-shaped (Japan-sized) joystick you put up your ass.
May 11th, 2009 at 02:51 pm
this is just goddamned brilliant!!!!
how can i beta test that thing?
May 11th, 2009 at 02:54 pm
I wonder how many times this guy used the actual devices he was just demonstrating with.....
May 11th, 2009 at 02:57 pm
The guy that walked in was the tester
May 11th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
this guy IS perfecting the world. by giving the weaklings and undesirables an escape from actually WANTING to put the effort forth to obtain pussy, he DRAMATICALLY reduces the chance of two fugs settling for each other and bringing Fugly Jr's to the world. Thusly phasing out unwanted genes. DOMO ARIGATO Mr. Fuckbot-O!!!
May 14th, 2009 at 11:08 am
That's just great... except it will be the stupid people who mate, and the smart people who stop trying. Say hello to Idiocracy...
May 11th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
Maybe the guy designing the penis tron should actually know what the inside of a vagina feels like. This guy looks like hes never even had sex before.
May 11th, 2009 at 08:04 pm
Must have one. I'm broke and I still don't care how much it costs.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Use your PenisTron tonight when you date Hot Girls in your local area...
May 12th, 2009 at 06:56 am
Women just got obsolete
May 12th, 2009 at 07:16 am
lmfao @ wanking device
but i dunno electromagnets... kinda scary
I'll try out the hole rider though
May 12th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Canada has already made the cure for cancer... US pharmecuticals have been trying to block and stop it from coming stateside.
May 19th, 2009 at 07:31 pm
Only the Japanese would come up with something this sad. I get the feeling that the Japanese birth rate will dramatically decline with this device. Someone should sell them to China.
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