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PenisTron Is Exactly What You Think It Is

 
Something tells me this guy should be using his enormous brain to cure cancer or solve world hunger. Nah, he should totally be perfecting the fake vagina. What was I thinking?
 

22 Responses to "PenisTron Is Exactly What You Think It Is"

  1. Warfarinb says:

    Maybe the guy designing the penis tron should actually know what the inside of a vagina feels like. This guy looks like hes never even had sex before.

  2. Matt says:

    Ok, so this is pretty pathetic, but it got much, much worse when he mentioned the modified, cock-shaped (Japan-sized) joystick you put up your ass.

  3. Horny Chick says:

    Use your PenisTron tonight when you date Hot Girls in your local area…

  4. spanky says:

    Must have one. I’m broke and I still don’t care how much it costs.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Women just got obsolete

  6. Turban Cowboy says:

    I wonder how many times this guy used the actual devices he was just demonstrating with…..

  7. Mr. Sir says:

    lmfao @ wanking device
    but i dunno electromagnets… kinda scary
    I’ll try out the hole rider though

  8. Celina says:

    Only the Japanese would come up with something this sad. I get the feeling that the Japanese birth rate will dramatically decline with this device. Someone should sell them to China.

  9. Anonymous says:

    That’s just great… except it will be the stupid people who mate, and the smart people who stop trying. Say hello to Idiocracy…

  10. weenies R us says:

    The guy that walked in was the tester

  11. rednecked says:

    this is just goddamned brilliant!!!!
    how can i beta test that thing?

  12. Joe_Estrada_fromSD says:

    this guy IS perfecting the world. by giving the weaklings and undesirables an escape from actually WANTING to put the effort forth to obtain pussy, he DRAMATICALLY reduces the chance of two fugs settling for each other and bringing Fugly Jr’s to the world. Thusly phasing out unwanted genes. DOMO ARIGATO Mr. Fuckbot-O!!!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Canada has already made the cure for cancer… US pharmecuticals have been trying to block and stop it from coming stateside.

  14. Taco Perkins says:

    This year’s Nobel Prize winner, hands down.

  15. Anonymous says:

    wow, iam not getting my penis electrofied
    gees why dont you just stick your penis into
    your computers power suply…

    iTunes fail
    http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-296

  16. Paul says:

    No man will ever leave his house once this hits the streets..

  17. Buddy Ice says:

    Exactly, this is only v.1, I can’t wait for v.69.

    What sucks is that I just spent $60 on a fleshlight.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Sex with robots…

  19. Nik says:

    He may have not found a cure for cancer but it is a cure for aids. If no one has to actually have intercourse then no aids can be transmitted. Secretly this guy is perfecting the world

  20. Crazy Oldie says:

    although this is probably going to make all the fat and lonely guys who are 40yo and still living at home really happy..you are right…this mofo could be able to find the cure for cancer or something if he used his skills for something else…
    http://www.crazydribble.com

  21. JerkInTheCorner says:

    “Sex is just data” …That’s what I’ve been saying all along.

  22. Shizzire says:

    I’m not entirely comfortable about my “sex data” flying around the internet. Someone might capture my two minutes of raw data and share it on facebook.

    What if you are banging your PenisTron, and across the Internet it’s a guy? Is that gay?


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