Something tells me this guy should be using his enormous brain to cure cancer or solve world hunger. Nah, he should totally be perfecting the fake vagina. What was I thinking?
Only the Japanese would come up with something this sad. I get the feeling that the Japanese birth rate will dramatically decline with this device. Someone should sell them to China.
this guy IS perfecting the world. by giving the weaklings and undesirables an escape from actually WANTING to put the effort forth to obtain pussy, he DRAMATICALLY reduces the chance of two fugs settling for each other and bringing Fugly Jr’s to the world. Thusly phasing out unwanted genes. DOMO ARIGATO Mr. Fuckbot-O!!!
He may have not found a cure for cancer but it is a cure for aids. If no one has to actually have intercourse then no aids can be transmitted. Secretly this guy is perfecting the world
although this is probably going to make all the fat and lonely guys who are 40yo and still living at home really happy..you are right…this mofo could be able to find the cure for cancer or something if he used his skills for something else… http://www.crazydribble.com
I’m not entirely comfortable about my “sex data” flying around the internet. Someone might capture my two minutes of raw data and share it on facebook.
What if you are banging your PenisTron, and across the Internet it’s a guy? Is that gay?
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Maybe the guy designing the penis tron should actually know what the inside of a vagina feels like. This guy looks like hes never even had sex before.
Ok, so this is pretty pathetic, but it got much, much worse when he mentioned the modified, cock-shaped (Japan-sized) joystick you put up your ass.
Use your PenisTron tonight when you date Hot Girls in your local area…
Must have one. I’m broke and I still don’t care how much it costs.
Women just got obsolete
I wonder how many times this guy used the actual devices he was just demonstrating with…..
lmfao @ wanking device
but i dunno electromagnets… kinda scary
I’ll try out the hole rider though
Only the Japanese would come up with something this sad. I get the feeling that the Japanese birth rate will dramatically decline with this device. Someone should sell them to China.
That’s just great… except it will be the stupid people who mate, and the smart people who stop trying. Say hello to Idiocracy…
The guy that walked in was the tester
this is just goddamned brilliant!!!!
how can i beta test that thing?
this guy IS perfecting the world. by giving the weaklings and undesirables an escape from actually WANTING to put the effort forth to obtain pussy, he DRAMATICALLY reduces the chance of two fugs settling for each other and bringing Fugly Jr’s to the world. Thusly phasing out unwanted genes. DOMO ARIGATO Mr. Fuckbot-O!!!
Canada has already made the cure for cancer… US pharmecuticals have been trying to block and stop it from coming stateside.
This year’s Nobel Prize winner, hands down.
wow, iam not getting my penis electrofied
gees why dont you just stick your penis into
your computers power suply…
iTunes fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-296
No man will ever leave his house once this hits the streets..
Exactly, this is only v.1, I can’t wait for v.69.
What sucks is that I just spent $60 on a fleshlight.
Sex with robots…
He may have not found a cure for cancer but it is a cure for aids. If no one has to actually have intercourse then no aids can be transmitted. Secretly this guy is perfecting the world
although this is probably going to make all the fat and lonely guys who are 40yo and still living at home really happy..you are right…this mofo could be able to find the cure for cancer or something if he used his skills for something else…
http://www.crazydribble.com
“Sex is just data” …That’s what I’ve been saying all along.
I’m not entirely comfortable about my “sex data” flying around the internet. Someone might capture my two minutes of raw data and share it on facebook.
What if you are banging your PenisTron, and across the Internet it’s a guy? Is that gay?