The funniest thing you can ever see is a fat person slipping on ice. That's just a fact. Short of that, a montage of normal people falling on normal things is pretty close.
It has come to our attention, that you have recently begun using colons, instead of commas. As your (admittedly inappropriate) comma use, accounts for 80% of ALL comma usage, we urge you to remember, why we became your favorite, punctuation mark in the first, place. Please tell your uncle, and dog, hello for us!
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November 7th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
1st, biatches!
November 7th, 2009 at 01:07 pm
people falling: the backbone of American comedy
November 7th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
High pitched voices of men in drag, the backbone of British humor?
November 7th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
that sounds pretty accurate
November 7th, 2009 at 07:33 pm
Philosopher,
It has come to our attention, that you have recently begun using colons, instead of commas. As your (admittedly inappropriate) comma use, accounts for 80% of ALL comma usage, we urge you to remember, why we became your favorite, punctuation mark in the first, place. Please tell your uncle, and dog, hello for us!
Sincerely,
Your friends, at the American, Comma, Society
November 8th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I can't believe my punctuation makes all of you throw temper tantrums like this. I've seen people with migraines who are less easy to piss off
November 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
mellow out bitch
November 8th, 2009 at 02:43 pm
to the guy pretending to be me
go jump into a wood chipper so I can use your blood to fertilize my lawn
or don't. there are few things funnier than how pathetic you are.
November 8th, 2009 at 02:50 pm
... watching your whiny bitch ass get all bent out of shape, for one ...
November 8th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
look at the little bitch who's trying to grow a pair
Anonymous, it is hilarious how much of a little cunt you are
November 8th, 2009 at 04:18 pm
Msybe, but look at it this way -- I'm the only cunt you're ever going to interact with. (At least for free, anyway.)
Wait, guess I better go "cry" in "frustration" in my "parents' basement" -- LMAO.
November 8th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
say hi to more mom for me, I haven't seen her since she was sucking her pussy juice off my cock
November 8th, 2009 at 05:04 pm
You guys are both fucking fags. Get a fucking room.
November 8th, 2009 at 07:55 pm
mellow out prick
November 7th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
Would have been funnier without that bullshit music.
November 7th, 2009 at 04:51 pm
Slipping - that's how I'd describe Holy Taco's grasp on comedy these days.
November 7th, 2009 at 08:03 pm
Best comment.
November 8th, 2009 at 03:35 am
ever.
November 8th, 2009 at 01:04 pm
That's also how I would describe your mom's butthole's grip on my dick.
November 8th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
That was your dick? I thought it was a 2-inch piece of copper wire.
November 8th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Why did your mom have copper wire in her ass? And why were you looking at it? What the hell is wrong with you?!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
You redeemed yourself with the last bit, but honestly, why does this come up in every comment section? It's like you all never got past grade school.
November 9th, 2009 at 04:02 pm
welcome to the war
November 9th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
and by "war" i mean "comment board where i take it up the ass on a daily basis because i'm too fucking stupid not to keep coming back for more"
November 8th, 2009 at 05:16 am
i was right, only americans could be this stupid
November 8th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
maybe its jews like you who started the holocaust, and the nazis were just trying to get rid of the jews who were as obnoxious as you
November 8th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
You weren't saying that last night when you were licking my tuchus, ya shmendrik. Now get over here and suck my schmeckel.
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