15 Terrifyingly Dumb Facebook Posts
The 15 Sexiest SNL Hostesses
Top 20 Most Shocking Girls
The 11 Dumbest Celebrity Tattoos
Parenting Fails
How to Make a McGriddle at Home
Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show
7 Tiny Yet Terrifying Animals
5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
15 Tattoo Fails
20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Hottie Index
1st, biatches!
people falling: the backbone of American comedy
High pitched voices of men in drag, the backbone of British humor?
that sounds pretty accurate
Philosopher,
It has come to our attention, that you have recently begun using colons, instead of commas. As your (admittedly inappropriate) comma use, accounts for 80% of ALL comma usage, we urge you to remember, why we became your favorite, punctuation mark in the first, place. Please tell your uncle, and dog, hello for us!
Sincerely,
Your friends, at the American, Comma, Society
I can’t believe my punctuation makes all of you throw temper tantrums like this. I’ve seen people with migraines who are less easy to piss off
mellow out bitch
to the guy pretending to be me
go jump into a wood chipper so I can use your blood to fertilize my lawn
or don’t. there are few things funnier than how pathetic you are.
… watching your whiny bitch ass get all bent out of shape, for one …
look at the little bitch who’s trying to grow a pair
Anonymous, it is hilarious how much of a little cunt you are
Msybe, but look at it this way — I’m the only cunt you’re ever going to interact with. (At least for free, anyway.)
Wait, guess I better go “cry” in “frustration” in my “parents’ basement” — LMAO.
say hi to more mom for me, I haven’t seen her since she was sucking her pussy juice off my cock
You guys are both fucking fags. Get a fucking room.
mellow out prick
Would have been funnier without that bullshit music.
Slipping – that’s how I’d describe Holy Taco’s grasp on comedy these days.
Best comment.
ever.
That’s also how I would describe your mom’s butthole’s grip on my dick.
That was your dick? I thought it was a 2-inch piece of copper wire.
Why did your mom have copper wire in her ass? And why were you looking at it? What the hell is wrong with you?!!!
You redeemed yourself with the last bit, but honestly, why does this come up in every comment section? It’s like you all never got past grade school.
welcome to the war
and by “war” i mean “comment board where i take it up the ass on a daily basis because i’m too fucking stupid not to keep coming back for more”
i was right, only americans could be this stupid
maybe its jews like you who started the holocaust, and the nazis were just trying to get rid of the jews who were as obnoxious as you
You weren’t saying that last night when you were licking my tuchus, ya shmendrik. Now get over here and suck my schmeckel.