The Holy Taco readers have spoken and with almost 18,000 votes cast, a vast majority of you want to do Ellen Page, the chick from Juno who portrayed someone who was in HIGH SCHOOL. Seriously people, what’s wrong with you? You sicken me.
Anyway, I sicken myself, because while putting together the new page, I accidentally erased the comments on the old page before I was able to pick the three best. It sucks to, because there was some dude who’s comment was like “I find the Ellen to put in her space hole. It make the magic for the happy.” I’m not even doing the comment justice, it was amazing. Anyway, please feel free to berate me in the comments section. I’m an idiot.
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wow.
the vast majority of men here are pigs.
the sexual perversion is gross. no woman likes that.
except, you know, women who get paid to like it.
i think ellen page is a pretty good actress, though i doubt talent matters to any of you.
whatever.
enjoy jacking yourself off.
What are you doing on the computer?! Get back in the kitchen!!
i wish work with ellen page in the movie cuz she is right mate with me when we are make film.
i like girls built like a 9 year old boy
IM BE CIL !
At least she’s just tall enough to face my belt buckle. Hi-o!
i heard she’s gay, but all the more power to her if she is.
So, Christie, we’re supposed to be “proud” of her if she’s gay? Who the frick cares? It doesn’t make her some kind of hero for it. It explains her boyish looks, though.
she looks like a chick i used to date, so if shes boyish that sucks for me…. anyways if shes gay u say “all the more power to her” but what if shes straight? are u gonna be like fuck her then? woman are so retarded
i’d tap that and set her straight
shes gay ? thats just means more chushin’ for the pushin’
This comment is unintentionally meta, as it hit my brain before I saw the Angelina Jolie/Kid/Penis/Chewing Gum bit.
A. Jolie was, conceptually, a high school girl in Hackers.