Pepper spray has made an awesome comeback in the news over the past few weeks. It used to just be a thing that single ladies were into, but now everybody’s digging it! It’s a great defense against unwanted attackers of any species. It immobilizes without spilling blood, or causing too much of a scene. It’s pretty harmless. As Fox News Host Megyn Kelly said “I mean, its like a derivative of actual pepper. It’s a food product, essentially.” So there you go, pussies! The UC Davis thing was a little excessive. I like seeing horrible things happen to clueless college kids just as much as the next bitter adult, but this was a bit much. A stolen hackey sack, a frisbee to the face = funny. But a powerful irritant to the mouth and eyeballs = funny at first, until you think about it.
Pepper spray definitely not a food product. It uses a chemical found in actual peppers, but according to this really official looking report from Duke University, it’s actually three-hundred times hotter than a jalapeño pepper. So if you want to know what it’s like, put three-hundred of those bad boys on your eyeball and you’ll be sort of close…
Anyway, since we’re here to make fun of things, here’s some videos of people getting pepper sprayed. While what happened at UC Davis was pretty excessive and not that funny, you can feel free to laugh at the people in these videos, because they were totally asking for it…
Suburban boredom…
Chris Tucker gets pepper sprayed…
This is some really messed up role-playing…
This man maintains his awkward composure quite well…
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
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