d. That one of my eyes be removed, mounted, and delivered to the administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency as a reminder that PETA will continue to be watching the agency until it stops poisoning and torturing animals in useless and cruel experiments; that the other is to be used as PETA sees fit;
e. That my pointing finger be delivered to Kenneth Feld, owner of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus, or to a circus museum to stand as the “Greatest Accusation on Earth” on behalf of the countless elephants, lions, tigers, bears, and other animals who have been kidnapped from their families and removed from their homelands in India, Thailand, Africa, and South America and deprived of all that is natural and pleasant to them, abused, and forced into involuntary servitude for the sake of cheap entertainment;
f. That my liver be vacuum-packed and shipped, in whole or in part, to France, to there be used in a public appeal to persuade shoppers not to support the vile practice of force-feeding geese and ducks for foie gras;
g. That one of my ears be removed, mounted, and sent to the Canadian Parliament to assist them in hearing, for the first time perhaps, the screams of the seals, bears, raccoons, foxes, and minks bludgeoned, trapped, and sometimes skinned alive for their pelts; that the other ear be removed, preserved, and displayed outside the Deonar abattoir in Mumbai to remind all who do business there that the screams of the cattle who are slaughtered within its walls are heard around the world;
h. That one of my thumbs be removed, mounted upwards on a plaque, and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, PETA decides has done the most to promote alternatives to the use and abuse of animals in any area of their exploitation;
i. That one of my thumbs be mounted in a downward position and sent to the person or institution that, in the year of my death or thereabouts, has gone against the changing tide of societal opinion and frightened and hurt animals in some egregious manner;
j. That a little part of my heart be buried near the racetrack at Hockenheim, preferably near the Ferrari pits, where Michael Shumacher raced in and won the German Grand Prix;
k. That anything else be done with my body that PETA believes will serve to draw attention to and so abate the plight of exploited animals.
hey all animals have rights……a right to a little garlic and butter….and then seared over an open flame…
peta is fucking insane. penn tore them apart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY
I like ingrid but I wouldn’t want to eat her….to dry and gristly
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Stupid bitch. Imma go eat a damn steak right now, and I ain’t even hungry.
PETA is ridiculous. Nature’s law is survival of the fittest, and you don’t see them out in the african plains trying to stop prides of lions from crushing antelope skulls or tearing a zebra’s flesh off until they bleed out. As a human being, if I can catch it, I will kill it, eat it, and/or fuck it. Maybe all three. Weird.
Isn’t she just proving the point that flesh is good to eat and that skin is very useful as a material?
If anything, she hasn’t talked me out of eating meat, she’s talking me into giving cannibalism a whirl. Why waste dead people by putting them in the ground indeed!
Daaaaamn can i get a piece of that chick in the pic… slap som bbq sauce on that n you’re good to go
Hell, I’m a vegetarian and I can’t stand those sanctimonious PETA dumbasses.
Do you think they’ll take her to a taxidermist to get the work done?
I would eat that pious bitch in a heartbeat, and chase her down with a beef-enzime protien shake. I would then take the leather purse made from her skin, and fill it with rocks, so I could use it to beat a baby seal to death (as a reminder that PETA can fuck right off). If I want a hypocrite to preach their warped world view to me, I’ll go to church (in a Newkirk-skin jacket).
How amny of those “hot” young people are PETA members? They look more like modles who spend all day at the gym and drink protien shakes.
This bitch is stark crazy and needs a lobotomy to cease her unrealistic, retarded thoughts. I’ve never encountered a more ridiculous group of people in my life.
Crazy much?
That’s always my argument, that plants are living things also, and that something has to die for us to live. I also like to point out that if we weren’t meant to eat meat, why do we possess teeth specifically for tearing? Just because we’re sentient doesn’t mean we have to turn our backs on what we are. If you want to deny that people should eat meat, you might as well deny the fact that you’re mortal. That’s just the way it is.
Tests have shown that plants “react” to the death or trauma of other plants in their vicinity. Would love to hear Peta parse words over that. Something has to die for something else to live. No exception.
I suggest that she also have her anus cored out, post-humus, and have it fashioned into a ring that must be kissed by all who wish to be members of Peta.
What would she take to go away? How much? I’m sure we could start a collection.
About $20. 9mm ammo is cheap.
this guy would know what to do with this crazy broad
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/158
What are we supposed to eat if they cut her up and mail her parts away?
Newkirk jerky?
I think it’s awesome
I’d love a crazy bitch steak and a crazy bitch wallet
crazy crazy crazy
Wow. You’re a sick, sick person.
Make sure you guys update me on the details of the BBQ.
I’ll be sure and make the trip.
PETA is the lamest organization on the planet!
If a monkey has to have shampoo shoved in his eye to help develop tearless shampoo for my son; open wide Cheetah this is prolly gonna hurt.