A little backstory: Stand-up comic Gil Ozeri has made some amazing prank calls where he calls phone sex lines and says he's into really odd fetishes like clowns, Jewish mother steretypes and (my favorite) old-timey barbers. In his new one, he tells a phone sex operator that he's into "really bad comedians, like, hack comedians" and asks the girl to act out his fantasy for him. Luckily she happens to be the best worst comedian ever. She proceeds to tell the only joke she knows and then goes on to just...sort of, say a random sentence that's punctuated with the classic "buh-dum-dum" drum that somehow lets you know the "joke" she just told is over.
Keep your ears open at the 2:20 mark for the best Christopher Walken impression you will ever hear.
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The problem here is that it is just not funny. Not at all. Not even a moment in there that made me smile let alone laugh. Not surprised though, I've seen your photo contest winners and they are rarely funny. I guess it is just you.
So, you're clearly bitter that your photo contest captions haven't been picked. Instead of whining about it like a little bitch, why not post your caption for the current contest (it's the post above this one) here for everyone to see. That way everyone can see how hilarious you really are.
The difference between you and me is that I am not trying to be funny nor do I think I am. I know you think you are so tough behind your monitor but we both know you are greasy faced, early twnety something virgin, and that actually is funny.
That was pretty good! Now it's my turn: I'm gonna cut your grandpa's balls off and shove them down his cock. Suck my taint, dicknose. (This is pretty fun!)
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March 25th, 2009 at 08:43 am
The problem here is that it is just not funny. Not at all. Not even a moment in there that made me smile let alone laugh. Not surprised though, I've seen your photo contest winners and they are rarely funny. I guess it is just you.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:19 am
So, you're clearly bitter that your photo contest captions haven't been picked. Instead of whining about it like a little bitch, why not post your caption for the current contest (it's the post above this one) here for everyone to see. That way everyone can see how hilarious you really are.
March 25th, 2009 at 09:56 am
The difference between you and me is that I am not trying to be funny nor do I think I am. I know you think you are so tough behind your monitor but we both know you are greasy faced, early twnety something virgin, and that actually is funny.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Actually, you're wrong. I'm a late 30s greasy-faced virgin. Get it right.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:26 am
My mistake. Apologies.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:29 am
This Internet comment war is pretty boring. Can you call me a chode-boning fag or make fun of my dead parents or something to spice it up?
March 25th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Not wanting t be boring...
Suck it you homophobic Nazi! How was that?
March 25th, 2009 at 02:28 pm
That was pretty good! Now it's my turn: I'm gonna cut your grandpa's balls off and shove them down his cock. Suck my taint, dicknose. (This is pretty fun!)
March 30th, 2009 at 04:17 pm
LOL~
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