5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

19 Responses to "5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks"

1. Daddys Little Burjka says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:05 am

   Jesus what a turd this post is this is some serriosuly horrible crap…

2. Yurtle says:

   July 15, 2010 at 11:30 am

   If you can screw this up this badly, I don’t want to imagine what you can do with sewing.

3. Ian Fortey says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:51 am

   Yeah, I wish I’d never done it.  I think I should take up sewing. 
4. poopshooter says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:03 am

   Dude this was horrible.

5. Dickface says:

   July 15, 2010 at 9:56 am

   Was this supposed to be funny?

6. Ian Fortey says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:00 am

   It’s edu-tainment.
7. Twolip says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:24 am

   This was pretty bad. Kind of uncreative. Could use some serious work. We all have off days.

8. Ian Fortey says:

   July 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm

   I can make some nice slacks for you.
9. Zab Shoebright says:

   July 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

   This was pretty gorilla. Kind of Lincoln. Could use some serious spinach. We all have commodes off.

10. Jambalaya says:

    July 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    HT is getting pretty sucktastic as of late.

    Need to quit trying to be “funny” (you guys try hard but don’t have a clue) and give us more pix (full-sized) of bewbs!

11. Ian Fortey says:

    July 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    I read an article in TIME back in 2003 that mentioned there are a few sites on the internet featuring nothing but scantily clad ladies, some even fully nude.  Maybe you should go to the library, find that article, then go to the sites it mentions.
12. DonkeyXote says:

    July 15, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    LaAaaMe!!

13. DonkeyXote says:

    July 15, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Could you do one on picking up she-males?

    I will give you fuckwits credit for putting up a picture of that hunk Justin Bieber!

14. Ian Fortey says:

    July 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Thanks Donk, you’re a peach.
15. Burn Your Friends says:

    July 15, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    You should ask me, I’m an expert on any and all fire-related matters.

16. Ian Fortey says:

    July 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Was it better or worse than being set on fire?  We’re trying to work on a system over here…
17. Doctor Kase says:

    July 15, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    You were my favorite cracked writer, man. This article was a disappointment. Low point in internet funny man career. Should write an article about Shirtless Kirk Cologne for men

18. Ian "insecurities' fortey replies 2 all criticising comments says:

    July 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Hey now that’s a bit much.

19. Cracked Reader says:

    July 15, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    LOL.. This was funny, but Ian, you were so much funnier at Cracked.. good job though..