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Poems from Mel Gibson

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TMZ just released some poetry and letters written by Mel Gibson to his ex, Oksana Grigorieva that she saved over the years. You can read the whole things over at TMZ but it’s worth noting that they include lines like “have decided to take your pants to a show, wish you were in them” and “This is your capitalist pig landing his jet in Minnesota.” Yeah, he’s a wordsmith. And while TMZ has some great sources, they’ve got nothing on Holy Taco (we have an army of subterranean albinos and Mexicans who pretty much can get in anywhere). We have some more exclusive love poetry from Mel Gibson here, for your reading pleasure.


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8 Responses to "Poems from Mel Gibson"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Weak-a-doodle doo.

    Honestly dudes, that was not funny at all.

  2. Anonymous me says:

    fuck yo..you spamming cunt..

  3. Sung Seets says:

    LOL, Mel Gibson is such a major TOOL! Too funny dude.


  4. asdasdf says:

    “My love for you is like a truck…”-is lifted directly from “Clerks” during the scene with the metalhead from Russia.

  5. Ian Fortey says:
    So should I have followed it up with "berzerker!" or what??
  6. Orifice Jerq says:

    no ‘z’ in berserker

  7. Ian Fortey says:
    There is if you’re an Australian death metal band.