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The Porn Time Management Pie Chart

16 Responses to "The Porn Time Management Pie Chart"

  1. LilMcGil says:

    Bwah ha ha ha! Excellent observations, Mr. Fortey.

  2. HB says:

    LOL @ “ignoring shame”, funny!

  3. cum sock says:

    first cum on my tits

  4. john wayne says:

    Second Suck on my Dick

  5. Bob says:

    LOL

    Does cleaning up really take that long? Can’t just do it in a towel or something?

  6. Jesus' Dad says:

    I just do it on your mom and let the bitch clean it up. Not my problem.

  7. Virgin Mary says:

    Liar! Never happened!!

  8. Rog says:

    Time spent ignorning spelling mistakes

  9. Derek Vineyard says:

    time spent trying to make pie charts while fapping

  10. 0mar says:

    so true.

  11. nlght says:

    i LOLed

  12. pratik says:

    what about online porn? because I’ve never hired a porno in my life yet

  13. A1n2o3n4y5m6o7u8s says:

    jackass u still select titles

  14. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Not really dipwad, it’s more like selecting a scene or part of a scene, depending on which website you use.

  15. Pathetic Husband says:

    I spend 40% of my time looking at the door worrying about my wife walking in on me.

  16. Homeless Fapper says:

    I spend most of my time making sure no one on the bus can tell what I’m doing.


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