Pornography has been around since the dawn of man. So we thought we'd illustrate some of the high (and low) points over the course of porn's history. And since this is about pornography, we actually did research for this post for the first time in HolyTaco's existence. The majority of these dates and facts are real. (Don't worry, it will never happen again.)
See the rest of the pornography timeline after the jump.
Will these new "fuck robots" next year have interchangeable sex organs; like the Fleshlight? I ask because I've always wanted to fuck an asshole and still look Johnny 5 in the eye.
I don't really want to nerd out on you guys, but what else is the internet for except critiquing minutia? The picture for Rome's "first three way" sculpture is actually a copy of a Greek work. This isn't really the point though, the point would be that it shows the myth of Laocoon (a man) and his two sons (also men) being eaten alive by a sea serpent. So either you guys' research is as half assed as I'd expect it to be or you have the sickest idea of a three way.
Here's an example of how we research: Step 1: Type "three-way sculpture" into google image search. Step 2: Copy and paste first image that shows up. But thank you for pointing out that sculpture. You've upped the intelligence on this site by 6,000%.
Wow, you got all the way to the "Roman" "three-way" sculpture? I was stopped in my tracks by the idea of geishas coming from China. I can understand that the average bloke doesn't realize that geishas don't date back further than Japan's feudal era (so really, any time before about 1500 is too early, and anything BC is right out!). But still, I thought everyone knew the difference between Japan and China, at least!
Actually, the Marquis De Sade invented S&M, the word sadism comes from his name because of the nature of what he wrote in his books. Also, Geishas are Japanese not Chinese.
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April 1st, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Hah I think I might print this off for my human sexuality class
April 1st, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Will these new "fuck robots" next year have interchangeable sex organs; like the Fleshlight? I ask because I've always wanted to fuck an asshole and still look Johnny 5 in the eye.
April 1st, 2009 at 02:22 pm
Ya Japan fucks everything up.
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Or do they?
April 6th, 2009 at 04:48 pm
I'm just wondering what Japan will do to improve 2 Girls 1 Cup... it should be mind-blowing.
April 1st, 2009 at 03:28 pm
I don't really want to nerd out on you guys, but what else is the internet for except critiquing minutia? The picture for Rome's "first three way" sculpture is actually a copy of a Greek work. This isn't really the point though, the point would be that it shows the myth of Laocoon (a man) and his two sons (also men) being eaten alive by a sea serpent. So either you guys' research is as half assed as I'd expect it to be or you have the sickest idea of a three way.
April 1st, 2009 at 04:50 pm
Wow!
April 1st, 2009 at 06:07 pm
Here's an example of how we research: Step 1: Type "three-way sculpture" into google image search. Step 2: Copy and paste first image that shows up. But thank you for pointing out that sculpture. You've upped the intelligence on this site by 6,000%.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Wow, you got all the way to the "Roman" "three-way" sculpture? I was stopped in my tracks by the idea of geishas coming from China. I can understand that the average bloke doesn't realize that geishas don't date back further than Japan's feudal era (so really, any time before about 1500 is too early, and anything BC is right out!). But still, I thought everyone knew the difference between Japan and China, at least!
April 1st, 2009 at 03:39 pm
Well played, except I'd really like to see this incorporated into the ones they have on nytimes.com - you know all interactive and flashy and shit.
And also, no mention of DV/DA?
April 1st, 2009 at 03:41 pm
Do you think Al Gore will invent the fuckable robot as well?
http://www.advicejerk.com
April 1st, 2009 at 04:49 pm
Al Gore IS a fuckable robot.
http://sickpigs.com
April 1st, 2009 at 08:43 pm
forgot the invention of the VHS, DVD, and the birth of Jenna Jameson
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:05 am
What about Ron Jeremy hitting puberty?
April 2nd, 2009 at 05:45 am
You neglected to mention the historical effects of "2-girls 1-cup" on your timeline...
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:06 am
no mention of sex dolls????
um hello?
April 2nd, 2009 at 08:18 am
The true porn revolution was brought by digital camera invention.
April 11th, 2009 at 07:25 pm
Not digital cameras but cell phone cameras, many drunken pictures taken at frat parties
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
This is STUPID!
April 2nd, 2009 at 02:47 pm
You didn't mention my Sister!
FAIL
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
Actually, the Marquis De Sade invented S&M, the word sadism comes from his name because of the nature of what he wrote in his books. Also, Geishas are Japanese not Chinese.
April 6th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
What about the advent of vibrators to induce "hysterical paroxysm" in Victorian women?
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