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Posh Spice Bans Beckham From Show

Victoria Beckham has told her husband, fashion model David Beckham, that he’s not allowed to attend the first Spice Girls show.

Yes, I’m sure he’s crushed.

It’s great when your girlfriend tells you you’re not allowed to go to something really shitty. But you still play it up by saying stuff like, “You know, I understand, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I feel a little left out. But I’ll make the sacrifice. Now have fun at your sister’s pregnancy slide-show while I sulk in front of this meaningless Patriots-Colts AFC Championship game.”

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    What is up with Vicky’s boobs, dog?

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