In the evolutionary chain of “disgusting substances people wipe on themselves to try and look younger” we’ve now reached “bird shit.” Somewhere up in heaven God is saying “What the? They’re rubbing bird shit on their skin? Why the f*&k did I go spending an entire day making aloe plants?” Nydailynews.com reports:
When Victoria Beckham was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials,” a friend of the 34-year-old star recently told Closer magazine.
“She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.”
First of all, if rubbing bird shit on your face made you look younger, the homeless dude who lives near my house would look like one of the Jonas Brothers. Instead he looks like one of the Jonas brothers, if they were made out of leather and pee.
I think the more disgusting the skin cream, the more people want to buy it. In fact, I don’t think any of should be surprised if a few years from now we see Paris Hilton doing this:
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I might be more impressed if she used antelope sperm to make a moisturizer that made it possible for her to actually smile once every couple of months.
lol, funny picture
In a few years? I bet that’s a real picture.