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Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

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In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me.

Now, actual comments from real readers

matt pilot Says:

banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome. depending whether the baby is a boy or girl, its either awesome or slightly gay

Eh… Says:

I think the best part of sleeping with a celebrity would be the chance of getting them pregnant, then you’d be forever linked with all that money.

5 Responses to "Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner"

  1. Bryan says:

    Just don’t understand why you can’t have them both, can’t we all just get along, haha. Really, I’d take either one.

    Bryan
    http://www.easywindowshelp.com

  2. grc207 says:

    There is no way to do 2 pregnant chicks at once. I tried to do one and she always had to be on top. I wouldn’t tell them though…it would be fun to try. Alba first, please.

  3. i say i say says:

    BEACHED WHAAAALE!

  4. I really want to bang this girl – forget alba

  5. bono says:

    cant wait to see her streatch marks


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