In Scott McClellan’s new book, the former White House Press Secretary claims that our fearless leader can’t quite remember if he plowed through a few fat rails in his earlier partying days:
Writes McClellan: “‘The media won’t let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,’ I heard Bush say. ‘You know, the truth is I honestly don’t remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don’t remember.’
“I remember thinking to myself, How can that be? How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn’t make a lot of sense.”
First off, if you can’t remember whether you did it or not, then I’m pretty sure that means you did it. But this makes me wonder, if he can’t remember something as important as whether or not he snorted coke, then what else could he be forgetting? Here are a few other little tidbits that may have slipped the president’s mind:
Not sure if he’s ever tried Pop-Tarts.
Can’t recall if that chick in Total Recall had three or four boobs.
“Forgot” about Parent-Teacher Night in fourth grade.
Recollection hazy about how he got “I Love Cocaine When It Goes Up My Nose! Can you please give me some cocaine? Cocaine!” tattoo on small of back.
Can’t remember if he’s also supposed to not remember trying ‘shrooms.
Still can’t find car keys.
Is pretty sure he owned the Texas Rangers…but it could’ve also been New York Rangers.
Never knows if you “fall back” or “spring forward” or vice versa when it’s time to change the clocks.
Is that one Jenna or Barbara? I mean, seriously, they’re twins.