If you watched the Royal Wedding last week you are absolutely not reading this website. For those who are reading, there was a wedding last week for a Prince over in England or some such. The reason you didn’t watch is because that wedding is as relevant to you as the wedding of a plumber you’ve never met in Butte, Montana. But that aside, one of the guests at this wedding was the daughter of Sarah Ferguson, the Princess Beatrice. For whatever reason, as you can see above, Beatrice felt it was necessary to attend the wedding dressed as a Bratz Doll having her head consumed by Cthulhu. This seemed odd. With a little digging, we discovered this was not Beatrice’s first flirtation with monsterism. In fact, that crazy blue blood is all over this shit. No lie.
The Wolf (wo)Man