Princess Beatrice and Her 7 Run-ins with Monsters

posted 05/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you watched the Royal Wedding last week you are absolutely not reading this website. For those who are reading, there was a wedding last week for a Prince over in England or some such. The reason you didn’t watch is because that wedding is as relevant to you as the wedding of a plumber you’ve never met in Butte, Montana. But that aside, one of the guests at this wedding was the daughter of Sarah Ferguson, the Princess Beatrice. For whatever reason, as you can see above, Beatrice felt it was necessary to attend the wedding dressed as a Bratz Doll having her head consumed by Cthulhu. This seemed odd. With a little digging, we discovered this was not Beatrice’s first flirtation with monsterism. In fact, that crazy blue blood is all over this shit. No lie.

The Wolf (wo)Man

Mrs. Hyde

Zombie

Vampire

Mummy

Jason Voorhees

Tags: monsters, photoshop, princess beatrice, royal wedidng

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8 Responses to "Princess Beatrice and Her 7 Run-ins with Monsters"

Myles Long says:

May 4, 2011 at 8:33 am

This is some of the weakest shit I’ve seen on this site, it would be funny if we knew this hottie. Please tell me an intern did this? At least make fun of the girl behind her sitting in the blue dress that looks like she is trying not to shart.
- Ian Fortey says:
  
  May 4, 2011 at 8:35 am
  
  If you hadn’t used the word “hottie” in a sentence I might have been able to retain any of what you said. Unfortunately you bro’d your way into white noise.
  - Myles Long says:
    
    May 4, 2011 at 9:03 am
    
    True, it’s not even a word.
    - Mexican Jesus says:
      
      May 4, 2011 at 5:52 pm
      
      My brother said, “hottie.” once and I gave him shit about it for weeks.
Blah says:

May 4, 2011 at 7:08 pm

The first one made me laugh, a lot!
Krinkov says:

May 4, 2011 at 10:26 pm

Pretty sure that hat in the first pic is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
DonkeyXote says:

May 5, 2011 at 12:56 am

She’s a cutie!! Check out her big puppy eyes. O.O

Awww
DonkeyXote says:

May 5, 2011 at 12:57 am

Mamasita!!!