Well, it finally happened, and the result is exactly as I predicted. The adorably hateful, naive little girls known as the musical duo Prussian Blue is all grown up. Lamb and Lynx claim they no longer hate anyone who doesn’t look like them. According to an article in The Daily, they’ve completely changed their ways. You used to hate them for being the most adorable bigots ever, but that was back in 2004. Now you’ve got a whole new reason to hate them — they’re stereotypical, liberal hippy pot-smokers!
They’ve put their hateful past behind them because they’re independent now. They blamed their lack of rational thinking on the fact that they were home schooled and were simply spouting out the things that had been taught to them by their non-rational thinking parents. Let this be a lesson to you moms and dads, if you raise your children one way, then send them out into the real world, they will inevitably swing in the opposite direction. In this particular case, going against what your parents taught you couldn’t have been that difficult. Spend three days living in the real world, even in Montana, and you’ll discover that nobody really hates black people that much and Jews can’t shape shift.
They’ve apparently have a newfound motivation to make art, thanks to pot. I’m glad that weed helped them understand the basic idea of human compassion regardless of race, and I’m really glad it didn’t make them feel like producing more music.