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A Puppy Writes To Barack Obama’s Daughters

 
Barack Obama announced in his speech that once he moves in to the White House, he’s going to give his daughters a new puppy. Since every puppy would love to poop on the White House lawn, one of them decided to send a letter to Barack’s daughters, Malia and Sasha.
 
 

21 Responses to "A Puppy Writes To Barack Obama’s Daughters"

  1. PoisonedV says:

    Exile: Worst troll ever. I garwantee it.

  2. Redrum says:

    Ummm, I’m pretty sure they aren’t Muslim, but you knew that didn’t ya? Ya silly F-tard.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Umm.. as he said, one of his daughter’s is allergic. If they can find a hypoallergenic dog at a shelter, great, but his daughter’s health should come FAR before the priority of getting it from shelter.

    Sheesh.

  4. UCONN says:

    Then why do they need a pet at all? It is some sort of presidential requirement? If there’s a health issue with pets, then don’t get a pet- There is NO such thing as a hypoallergenic animal, there are some that are less than others, but that’s it.

    Adopt, don’t buy!

  5. evolved? says:

    And your party is anti-american and destroying this country.

  6. Anonymous says:

    because he promised his daughters they would get a dog. If he lies to them, imagine what that means to us.

  7. Phyllis Huistra says:

    DEAR PRESIDENT-ELECT- BARACK ABAMA,

    MY HAIRDRESSER HAS ALLERGIES LIKE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SHE HAS A DAISY DOG. SHE IS JUST DARLING AND SHE IS FOR SOMEONE WITH ALLERGIES.

    THIS IS THE NAME OF THE BREEDER AND ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE:

    JENNIFER PETERSON

    6046 MCCORDS
    ALTO, MI. 49302

    TELEPHONE: 616-868-7382

    BY THE WAY, I VOTED FOR YOU AND SENT MONEY AND BOUGHT TWO OF YOUR MAGNETS FOR MY CAR AND MY REFRIGERATOR. I’M COUNTING ON YOU TO TURN THINGS AROUND. I AM A RETIREE AND HAVE LOST SO MUCH MONEY UNDER BUSH THAT I HOPE IT WILL COME BACK BEFORE I DIE. THANKS FOR BEING SO POSITIVE.

    GOD BLESS,

    PHYLLIS HUISTRA

    11265 WHISPERING CREEK DRIVE

    ALLENDALE, MI. 49401

  8. Anonymous says:

    EXILED…… U NEED TO GO FUCK YOUR SELF….. I AM SORRY. U PROBABLY ALREADY DO. WHAT HAVE THESE SWEET KIDS EVER DONE TO U. GIVE THE GUY A CHANCE. HE CAN’T BE ANY WORSE THAN GEORGE W. BUSH.
    GIVE ONE REASON, WHY U WOULD BE SO MEAN AND CRUDE TOWARDS THESE KIDS. WHAT IF THESE WERE YOUR KIDS?

  9. Anonymous says:

    You are a fucking moron!!! This letter is not attacking President Obama OR his children. It’s a letter from a dog (not really) pleading his case for adoption. Chill out!!! Not ONE bad thing was said about the President or his children. Chill the fuck out, dude!

  10. W A A A D says:

    I HOPE TO LOVE THIS DOG

  11. W A A A D says:

    Show me the meaning of life true one Mr/?

  12. Pratik says:

    Frownie :(

  13. Monster4Life says:

    Bitch

  14. Exile says:

    Don’t muslims find dogs unclean or something retarded? Those commie brats will probably sacrifice the damned thing to Allah or sell it to score some rock.

    Fuck you Obama Brats.

  15. die troll says:

    Anyways….(trolls suck)
    Hahaha. Hilarious stuff. Malia and Sasha will make such cute first kids.
    http://tinyurl.com/2008Bama

  16. evolved says:

    Exile, you poor ignorant LOSER. sorry your party is corrupt and slowly dying out

  17. David says:

    Let Obama know that the breed is less important than choosing a rescued dog: http://www.nameobamaspuppy.com/choosebreed

  18. rrca says:

    There are many ways of dealing with allergies. You should neither deny a child the joy of loving a pet, nor use allergies as an excuse not to give a deserving pet a home. The Obamas should consider a rescue dog. There may be rescue organizations for some of the hypoallegenic breeds they are considering.

  19. Anonymous says:

    We have over 6 Hypoallergenic dogs in our rescue group. They just aren’t that hard to find and it’s way better than them spending hundreds of dollars on a dog whose parents are probably being bred to death in a puppy mill somewhere.

  20. Anonymous says:

    BAHAHA! I love watching the arguments form!
    Oh, and…
    Fyi, there’s nothing anyone can do about the election now. Please grow up and do some research. It’s no good going after someone’s throat… it’s just causing a division in the country and that’s not what we need right now.