Put A Deejay In Your Pocket

Imagine if you could fit this guy?in your pocket when you go to parties.  Mmm, maybe somebody less child-molester-esque.   The point I’m trying to make is that you could have the power of a deejay  right in your pocket, and still have room for your iphone, you uppity prick.  Today Swedish company Tonium released “The Pacemaker.”

Imagine walking into a party with every record you own in your pocket, stored on the huge 120GB Pacemaker hard drive, plugging into the nearest sound system and DJ’ing like a professional. Envision the next time you’re on a bus or subway, instead of simply listening to your music you can completely interact with it, creating mixes of your favorite tunes, beat matching and using effects; the possibilities are only limited by your own imagination.

Yes, I’d love to see someone on the New York subway pull that out at rush hour.  So basically, this thing allows you to deejay your own party, instead of hiring some dude who looks like a cross between a sky diver and a french transvestite, constantly yelling “yah, les get zis pahty out of control.”

For more go to tonium.com