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Rachel Bilson Wants You To Remove Your Pants

Why is it when I watch this video, I get the feeling that these two A)have never spoken to, or made eye contact with, a homeless person and B)fucked like rabbits right after the shoot was done.

I bet the original idea was for them to be on the streets talking to actual homeless people, and Bilson was like “Ew, gross. I’m not touching one of those things. And where are my fucking Rice Crispy Treats with M&Ms in them?!” Then Hayden Christiansen was like “She’s right, I heard if you touch them, the part of you that touches them gets AIDS. Also, seriously, where are the Rice Crispy’s with the M&Ms, I’m not eating these fucking Mallow Bars.”

2 Responses to "Rachel Bilson Wants You To Remove Your Pants"

  1. If she really wants teens to support her cause, Bilson should poney up her sweet, sweet coochie. Allowing a few thousands teen boys to go ATM on her won’t take more than a couple of hours, and think of all the homeless she’ll help.

  2. josh says:

    Lightly worn pants will not make the homeless, uh, unhomeless.


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