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Random Photoshop Saturday: Paris Hilton’s Shirt Says A Lot About Her

As you know, we’re pretty huge fans of Photoshop.  We’re not very good at it, but we love it none-the-less.  So, when we’re bored, sometimes we try to hone our skills.  Each Saturday, we’re going to try and bring you one of our better photoshops we worked on during the week.  And we challenge you to send in ones you’ve done.  If they’re good, send them to feedback@holytaco.com we’ll post them and send you a shirt. 

16 Responses to "Random Photoshop Saturday: Paris Hilton’s Shirt Says A Lot About Her"

  1. dontgiveafuck says:

    who cares she’s rich as fuck

  2. Tops says:

    oh bullshit, you can count like six on her shirt, and one on her cheek.

  3. dontgiveafuck says:

    Ya’ll hard on a girl…I knock that bitch up on purpose an live like a king the rest of my fucking life.

  4. She’s really a bitch.

  5. Ugggggggg says:

    Im everywhere



  6. Ugggggggg says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hemp hemp hemp

  7. sam says:

    As if that statement can ever be proven.

  8. youknowthough says:

    and speaking of taking it hard, i would multi-generational tap that monkey after spraying it down with pickup truck bed liner. that might be enough

  9. uglysexy says:

    My friend’s prep school roomate was dating her…they had bunk beds…
    My friend witnessed alot…for two months at which point someone was
    asked to leave ;p

  10. Anonymous says:

    why do you keep posting links to some f-list losers bio?

  11. Anonymous says:


  12. Ugggggggg says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hemp hemp hemp

  13. Anonymous says:

    If you’re looking for someone who gives half a shit, keep looking, asswipe.

  14. damnables! says:

    my ex roomate and girlfriend were nymphotic! (nympho psychotic) the were like two very loud horny apes killing each other by orgasm. well one day i had to ask my roomie a question. i didn’t hear any vulgar banana monkey sex going on so i thought i was clear to enter the room. she was sitting there butt naked reading a newpaper, he was laying there hands behind his head, with chocolate sprinkles on his… well you know … she flipped out, i lol’d, he just said “take it all in brother, this is how we roll!” paris is still a whore.

  15. easeberger says:

    Paris Hilton blows truck drivers for corn chips…and none of them ever follow through

  16. No socks says:

    I have the same issue with socks.