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The Really Dumb Way You’re Taking That Picture Is Turning Me On

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55 Responses to "The Really Dumb Way You’re Taking That Picture Is Turning Me On"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Anyone who would use a term like “rump ranger” unironically has got to be gay himself.

  2. Anonymous says:

    It’d have to be a tiny one like yours…those panties won’t cover much.

  3. Tina says:

    Looks like she has great ass. Would love to compare her with French president first lady. Both are so sexy.
    http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/the-sexy-first-lady-of-france/

    Tina

  4. hyphy says:

    you forgot
    pussy, ass, bitch, whore, fuckwad, and dick

  5. Shizzire says:

    I like small boobies anyway…

  6. vaffanculo says:

    More than you do about uncensored profanities, apparently. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

  7. Anonymous says:

    That’s for certain I would guess…probably a mustache as well.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Please more pics

  9. Edwordrules says:

    Do joo know what a plethora is?

  10. WOW says:

    I take it Lisa has small tits.

  11. Lisa says:

    Small tits are JUST AS GOOD as BIG ones, immature a-holes!! Typical male responses here-sexy comes in all shapes and sizes-although you “men” are probably severely overweight and haven’t seen your c*ck because your fat a** guts stick out more than your c*ck!!!

    What the f**k do you senseless idiots know about women, anyway???

  12. Anonymous says:

    And you, I’m sure, are about 5′ 2″ and hit the scales at 180 or better, have a plethora of acne, thick glasses, no self image, greasy hair and hate all men. Now grab your dildo and enjoy your little self loathing world honey. As you were.

  13. g-man says:

    Tater tits?

  14. ico says:

    She looks kinda like Jessica Stroup.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Dickey Wont..not with Lisa.

  16. pcd says:

    she looks like she got a dick :-?

  17. Crud. says:

    Dickey Do..

  18. Anonymouse says:

    I’d like to compare you to some first ladies, vagina-wise.

  19. McFertz says:

    Yes. I farted on her pillow.

  20. Shizzire says:

    Give us the female perspective on cocks then… Is bigger better? STFU you typically hippocritical bitch.

  21. Andrew says:

    Does she have pink eye

  22. Anonymous says:

    I think you’re seeing what you want to see, Mr. Faggy McQueerington.

  23. Anonymous says:

    I hope to see her at my latest seminar, entitled “How To Hold A Fucking Camera.”

  24. Punani-mous says:

    Wouldn’t that give her a brown eye?

  25. Anonymous says:

    Nah, a brown eye is what you poke your dick in rump ranger.

  26. vaffanculo says:

    Oh, siiiii, el Guapo!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Thanks, your opinion is valued and appreciated.

  28. chris hanson says:

    and just WHAT are you here for, rabbi?

  29. butt_plug says:

    you wish

  30. Mudbutt says:

    Say … if she had a dick, would you suck it? I was just wondering.

  31. burfurger says:

    Yeah, well if she’s got a dick I’ll suck it.

  32. burfurger says:

    Yeah, well if she’s got a dick I’d suck it.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Guess we’re all kind of wondering…

  34. Anonymous says:

    put the fuckin camera straight ho

  35. Edwordrules says:

    You will never be to a girl that doesn’t require your credit card information.

  36. Anonymous says:

    you are gay. thanks for sharing

  37. Anonymous says:

    and thats why your a virgin.

  38. Badger says:

    my words, i got moar tits than her (and if i’m honest even more ass…i’m not that proud of it, but its da truth…:/ )

  39. Hot Dip says:

    Well, she is nice and skinny so your three inch penis should reach.

  40. miami23 says:

    No Ass. No Tits. GTFO

  41. chili mac says:

    does she have her panties on backwards?

  42. butt_plug says:

    dunno… but they’re making her hips look a bit odd

  43. Anonymous says:

    I gotta compliment you on the comeback to that nutless monkey for once.

  44. miami23 says:

    No buddy. You’re just an overweight prick that settles for whatever lets itself get fucked by a swine like you.

    And this itty bitty bitch is probably 14 years old, so i would see why you would find her REALLY attractive and feel the need to stand up for her.

    LOL!

  45. vaffanculo says:

    Cheer up, sport. A little spit-&-polish on the ol’ social skills, and this could be the year you finally get to touch a real, live woman. (One that’s not counting back your change at Dairy Queen, I mean.)

  46. Shizzire says:

    How about some pictures we can comment on without getting arrested?

  47. Johnny Mastodon says:

    yea, PedoBear alert – whooooop whooooop!

  48. Anonymous says:

    uno

  49. Horny Chick says:

    She’s hot and so are all these Horny Amateur Babes!!!

  50. Body Massage says:

    does it not bother her that a piece of hair is in her right eye??

  51. Mr Obvious says:

    I don’t see anything wrong with this picture.

  52. WOW says:

    At least it isn’t a picture of an ugly chick playing an accordion next to a dancing goat. HT has been doing a little better lately.

  53. Dr. Spock says:

    You know, it’s not the worst picture I’ve seen, but it’s far from the greatest. She’s not terrible on the eyes, but she’s nothing terrific. C’mon, Holy Taco, get your shit together.

  54. Anonymous says:

    deeamn

  55. Anonymous says:

    WTF are you kiddng me? That was the best pic they ever posted, made me come over 9,000 times.


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