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Why do i hate twitter so much?
Check this out…
Electronic Cigarette
A little piece of advice for the just graduating… new to the real world
1. Don’t follow the advice of Reality when in reality he does not no proper English.
Yours Truly,
Reality 2.0
Yeah my grammar is bad but then again who has time to check grammar when you are working a job and reading stupid shit on the net like this.
Yours Truly,
Guy with a job.
Great Stuff…I graduated this year expecting to make waves and finally get slick bachelor pad downtown or something
Now Im sharing a two bedroom apartment with 4 people (3 dudes, 1 chick, thank god for futons) in the city aka Toronto if your from the area…I live near George Brown “College” nuff said
Oh and I’m working as a server.
PS. A Biotechnology degree does not grant you the ability to deliver a well done steak in under 8 minutes. I was as shocked as you are
College is supposed to be for drinking and hooking up with random people. Anything learned doesn’t count in the real world.
So, save yourself all that money and go to Vegas for a week and get as many hookers as you can.
Anyone else think that Twitter sounds like a dirty word? Or is that just me and my dirty mind?
… and that you have to be my cabin boy, but maybe you listed that as a perk?
Don’t worry, take a look at this Homemade Porno and life won’t seem so bad!
This makes me want to extend my student life to a maximum length.
A little piece of advice for the just graduating… new to the real world
1. Learn how to bullshit do not expect a job just because you spent the last 4-5 yrs of your life learning shit you will never use.
2. Fake the experience again know ones cares about that freaking degree they care about what you say you can do for them and their company.
3. Do a little bit of research about the job and the requirements so you can bullshit.
4. I would put all the money I have that everyone of you new grads have listed first on your resume is your BS or BA Move it to the bottom because that is where it belongs.
Yours Truly,
Reality
I didn’t enjoy my college much, but all the hard work paid off though. I’m not struggling like a lot of other people who just graduated. All it requires is that I’m miserable out at sea for 10 months out of the year.
Also, don’t follow the advice of 202 because he too, doesn’t KNOW how to spell.
Dear Guy with a job,
It has come to my attention that you’ve been looking at Holy Taco when you’re SUPPOSED to be doing the really, REALLY super-important job I hired you for.
Therefore, YOU’RE FIRED. Your name is just “Guy” now.
Sincerely,
The Boss
I enjoyed this. Funny stuff.
dizi izle
really dumb… come on guys you can do better than this..smh
apparently you haven’t recently graduated from college…its hard out here for a grad
i like it because it’s true
Truth. Class of 09, WHOO WHOO!
Daddy’s a billionaire, eh?
I have a history degree and I make over 100K a year @ 27. Its not what you choose to do necessarily, but what you can do. FYI, I am not in porn or selling drugs.
As for the piece itself, it was a little obvious.
Wait, let me guess… You hang around country clubs and find old widowers, marry them and take their assets when they die. There is no other way with a history degree.
still coming to terms with the small dick thing, huh?
HA!! My idiot house mate is doing Liberal Arts, he reckons he is in line for big money, and he is a ginger.
I enjoyed this. Funny stuff.
snore… at least you woke up the LA majors and outlined why Twitter should be called Twatter.
i enjoyed it…it’s sad that this is pretty much what me/my peers are going through at the moment…@_@