A car is more than just a way to get from point A to point B, it's a reflection of you as a person. Therefore, people put a lot of time and effort into making sure their automobiles look just right. And some of those people are rednecks. Thanks to Reader Sean I. for sending in one of the pics and spawning the idea for a gallery.
You know what's sad? The immense amount of talent needed to craft the wood trim on that last picture could be so easily applied to a well-paying job and buying the real stuff that wont make you look like an idiot.
the last one with the wooden body kit is so awesome!! It would probably take a few curb jobs better than the legit kit as well. Maybe the guy built it as a starter body kit for his kid or wife so they wouldn't f#$% up the real kit? Or they just might be a redneck HAHAHA
the ac with the generator on the back of the old lincoln was creative.. i have driven lincolns for years off and on (when a good deal comes along) and never thought to rig the ac quite like that... would love to see how they deal with the rusted out leaking heater core that inevitably happens on those old cars..
lol... have him look me up and i can tell him some pretty cool ideas bout how to bypass it so the antifreeze dont cloud the front window hahahahah
Actually, the M-class mercedes with its sophisticated traction control system works fine off road. Basically, at low speed whatever wheel has the traction gets the power.
Similarly, louvers close to keep water out of the engine compartment-- MB guarantees fording 20'' of water, but two feet is possible. Replace the street tires with off-roads and the limiting factors are the relatively low ground clearance (for an orv) and your tolerance for body damage from flying rocks.
So obviously PHOTOSHOPPED. I can totally see PIXELS, man. I've totally SEEN a bazillion pics just like these--all PHOTOSHOPPED with PIXELS all over the place from PHOTOSHOPPING. Teh nOObs may not see it, but I am not a nOOb and I can see it is a PHOTOSHOP expeshially because of the PIXELS!
People make fun of this shit, but I'd wager than some of these "mods" are well beyond the creative and practical skill of most of the above posters. The AC/generator mod is the frickin cool. Probably easier and cost far less than retro-fitting that old Lincoln with AC, too, if you could even find a shop willing to do it.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
i recomened the cattle with the hemi
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Redneck ricer, nice.....
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
Wow and I thought my car was fucked up
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 am
You know what's sad? The immense amount of talent needed to craft the wood trim on that last picture could be so easily applied to a well-paying job and buying the real stuff that wont make you look like an idiot.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
I never thought you could go off-roading in a Benz until now.
December 2nd, 2008 at 01:18 pm
I wonder how fast the Mustang goes.
December 2nd, 2008 at 01:20 pm
I like the House-Truck with the handicap sign.
It says, not only am I a crip.... my mental ability is shot to hell as well.
December 2nd, 2008 at 01:57 pm
Tater, I was thinking the same thing. It's a shame, like a pro athlete, all the talent in the world won't make up for the fact that you're an idiot.
December 2nd, 2008 at 03:54 pm
I'm wondering how fast you need to go for your wooden spoiler to go flying off the car and hit the windshield of the guy behind you...
December 2nd, 2008 at 07:17 pm
the last one with the wooden body kit is so awesome!! It would probably take a few curb jobs better than the legit kit as well. Maybe the guy built it as a starter body kit for his kid or wife so they wouldn't f#$% up the real kit? Or they just might be a redneck HAHAHA
December 3rd, 2008 at 04:37 am
the ac with the generator on the back of the old lincoln was creative.. i have driven lincolns for years off and on (when a good deal comes along) and never thought to rig the ac quite like that... would love to see how they deal with the rusted out leaking heater core that inevitably happens on those old cars..
lol... have him look me up and i can tell him some pretty cool ideas bout how to bypass it so the antifreeze dont cloud the front window hahahahah
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
Actually, the M-class mercedes with its sophisticated traction control system works fine off road. Basically, at low speed whatever wheel has the traction gets the power.
Similarly, louvers close to keep water out of the engine compartment-- MB guarantees fording 20'' of water, but two feet is possible. Replace the street tires with off-roads and the limiting factors are the relatively low ground clearance (for an orv) and your tolerance for body damage from flying rocks.
January 21st, 2009 at 09:58 pm
So obviously PHOTOSHOPPED. I can totally see PIXELS, man. I've totally SEEN a bazillion pics just like these--all PHOTOSHOPPED with PIXELS all over the place from PHOTOSHOPPING. Teh nOObs may not see it, but I am not a nOOb and I can see it is a PHOTOSHOP expeshially because of the PIXELS!
February 11th, 2009 at 10:12 am
pixels are the smaallest part of a picture they are what makes a picture so you make no sence 'tard.
April 20th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
expeshially? Did your spell check explode when you typed that in?
November 15th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
The two dumbfucks above me are dumbfucks who wouldn't know sarcasm if it was fisting them up the ass. Dumbfucks.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
People make fun of this shit, but I'd wager than some of these "mods" are well beyond the creative and practical skill of most of the above posters. The AC/generator mod is the frickin cool. Probably easier and cost far less than retro-fitting that old Lincoln with AC, too, if you could even find a shop willing to do it.
July 13th, 2009 at 01:20 am
The one with the cannon would look awesome if it wasn't rusty.
September 25th, 2009 at 01:22 am
Its not rust, its a patina finish.
July 31st, 2009 at 05:57 am
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Sean Cruz
Honda Accord
September 25th, 2009 at 01:21 am
How do I submit a picture?
January 7th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
C'mon! 5th picture is clearly from a eastern shithole
January 29th, 2010 at 06:56 pm
The Truck exhaust are overdoing it. We all know mustangs are white trash Ferraris but thats trying to be a white trash Lambo.
I'd rock the 4x4 Benz.
February 5th, 2010 at 07:47 pm
ALL these cars = AWESOMENESS!
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