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Redneck Cars: A Gallery

 
 
A car is more than just a way to get from point A to point B, it’s a reflection of you as a person.  Therefore, people put a lot of time and effort into making sure their automobiles look just right.  And some of those people are rednecks.  Thanks to Reader Sean I. for sending in one of the pics and spawning the idea for a gallery.
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

27 Responses to "Redneck Cars: A Gallery"

  1. Luke says:

    The Truck exhaust are overdoing it. We all know mustangs are white trash Ferraris but thats trying to be a white trash Lambo.
    I’d rock the 4×4 Benz.

  2. Anonymous says:

    expeshially? Did your spell check explode when you typed that in?

  3. Jazilee says:

    I think these pictures are great and most are probably real.

    To the person who beleives that these pictures are “photoshoped”. I disagree. Many of the images were taken with lower quality cameras, while one or both were in motion, or by amature photographers. All of these facts can lead to some of the more pixalated and blurred details. Not just photoshopping. With photoshopping you would actually see fewer flaws.

    As for the issues of the skills being use on thse types of vehicles and not on “paid employment”. There are several reasons why it doesn’t work out that way. Woodworking is learned from fathers, uncles, and grandfathers, as is working on cars in a cultural way, it is recreation not work unless you are GOOD. Even when you are good, there are lots of others who are good so jobs in decorative woodworking are hard to get. Add in a rough economy where manual labor, construction, and remodeling are low demand, you have lots of time, skills to keep honed, active imaginations, and a spirit of “see what I can do” so you end up with strange cars like these.

    And those wooden spoilers can hang on well over 120MPH when crafted ad attached correctly!

  4. Bill Vincent says:

    People make fun of this shit, but I’d wager than some of these “mods” are well beyond the creative and practical skill of most of the above posters. The AC/generator mod is the frickin cool. Probably easier and cost far less than retro-fitting that old Lincoln with AC, too, if you could even find a shop willing to do it.

  5. sean cruz says:

    This is a magnificent opinion. The things revealed are undisputed and requirements to be appreciated by everybody.
    Sean Cruz
    Honda Accord

  6. Justin Halpern, from the future says:

    This guy is a faggot, but you’ll find that out in a couple of months.

  7. fleshcannon says:

    The one with the cannon would look awesome if it wasn’t rusty.

  8. ^^ dumbfucks. says:

    The two dumbfucks above me are dumbfucks who wouldn’t know sarcasm if it was fisting them up the ass. Dumbfucks.

  9. mimziclese says:

    the last one with the wooden body kit is so awesome!! It would probably take a few curb jobs better than the legit kit as well. Maybe the guy built it as a starter body kit for his kid or wife so they wouldn’t f#$% up the real kit? Or they just might be a redneck HAHAHA

  10. Anonymous says:

    the ac with the generator on the back of the old lincoln was creative.. i have driven lincolns for years off and on (when a good deal comes along) and never thought to rig the ac quite like that… would love to see how they deal with the rusted out leaking heater core that inevitably happens on those old cars..
    lol… have him look me up and i can tell him some pretty cool ideas bout how to bypass it so the antifreeze dont cloud the front window hahahahah

  11. Anonymous says:

    Actually, the M-class mercedes with its sophisticated traction control system works fine off road. Basically, at low speed whatever wheel has the traction gets the power.

    Similarly, louvers close to keep water out of the engine compartment– MB guarantees fording 20” of water, but two feet is possible. Replace the street tires with off-roads and the limiting factors are the relatively low ground clearance (for an orv) and your tolerance for body damage from flying rocks.

  12. Anonymous says:

    pixels are the smaallest part of a picture they are what makes a picture so you make no sence ‘tard.

  13. Anonymous says:

    So obviously PHOTOSHOPPED. I can totally see PIXELS, man. I’ve totally SEEN a bazillion pics just like these–all PHOTOSHOPPED with PIXELS all over the place from PHOTOSHOPPING. Teh nOObs may not see it, but I am not a nOOb and I can see it is a PHOTOSHOP expeshially because of the PIXELS!

  14. DonkeyXote says:

    C’mon! 5th picture is clearly from a eastern shithole

  15. Lance says:

    ALL these cars = AWESOMENESS!

  16. Bob Fairlane says:

    How do I submit a picture?

  17. Bob Fairlane says:

    Its not rust, its a patina finish.

  18. STEVEN says:

    i recomened the cattle with the hemi

  19. Abbey Normal says:

    Redneck ricer, nice…..

  20. Anonymous says:

    Wow and I thought my car was fucked up

  21. Tater says:

    You know what’s sad? The immense amount of talent needed to craft the wood trim on that last picture could be so easily applied to a well-paying job and buying the real stuff that wont make you look like an idiot.

  22. Pratik says:

    I never thought you could go off-roading in a Benz until now.

  23. Mathew says:

    I wonder how fast the Mustang goes.

  24. Nick says:

    I like the House-Truck with the handicap sign.
    It says, not only am I a crip…. my mental ability is shot to hell as well.

  25. Dom says:

    Tater, I was thinking the same thing. It’s a shame, like a pro athlete, all the talent in the world won’t make up for the fact that you’re an idiot.

  26. Jay T. says:

    I’m wondering how fast you need to go for your wooden spoiler to go flying off the car and hit the windshield of the guy behind you…