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Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring

According to the UK edition of Glamour magazine, Reese Witherspoon will be keeping her poon to herself in her upcoming movies:

Reese Witherspoon won’t pose for sexy photo shoots to promote her films.

“If [actresses] take their clothes off, they objectify themselves, she tells the UK edition of Glamour. “I am flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do it.

Witherspoon, 31 , who shares custody of Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe , adds that she tries to avoid the pitfalls of a Hollywood lifestyle. “I am a role model for my children, she says.

Is it me or does Reese seem like the girl at the party who tells everyone that drinking is bad for you and smoking causes birth defects. I don’t think a lot of people are dying to see her naked, but if she really wanted to keep her dignity, maybe she should’ve turned down Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blue. Watching that was way worse than seeing her pubis.

2 Responses to "Reese Witherspoon’s Dignity Is Boring"

  1. Daily Strip Show Comment Spam Sux says:

    1996 in Freeway. When she was 12 years younger, 12 years hotter, and 12 times less full of herself.


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