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Rejected Emmy Nominations List

This year’s Emmy’s nominations were just announced to the excitement of shut-ins and dimwits everywhere.  Because it’s our job, we sent an intern to cover the fanfare and they got their hands on a list of Emmy’s that had to be axed from this year’s roster.  We’ll never know who would have won these awards, but we can at least give them the acknowledgment they deserve. 


Outstanding Effort in Inexplicably Still Being on TV
Two and a Half Men
Saturday Night Live
Law and Order

Best Use of a Douche in a Lead Role
Two and a Half Men
CSI: Miami
Grey’s Anatomy
Big Bang Theory

Show That Would Be Potentially Watchable with the Inclusion of Boobs
Ghost Whisperer
Desperate Housewives
Gossip Girl

Outstanding Ability to Make Viewers Contemplate Suicide
The Bachelor
Grey’s Anatomy
Antique’s Roadshow
The Cleveland Show

Show That Would be Funnier if “Who Have Sex” Was Added to the End of Its Name
Desperate Housewives
Brothers and Sisters
Mad Men
Two and a Half Men

Show Even Your Mom Thinks Is Gay
The Amazing Race
Dancing with the Stars
Throwdown with Bobby Flay
Cold Case
How I Met Your Mother

Disney Show Featuring an Actress Likely to be Caught in a Paparazzi Upskirt Before She’s 21
Hannah Montana
Wizards of Waverly Place
Sonny with a Chance
Suite Life on Deck

9 Responses to "Rejected Emmy Nominations List"

  1. Bob says:

    “Show That Would Be Potentially Watchable with the Inclusion of Boobs” doesn’t make sense as all four noms do make use of bobs/cleavage and still are not even remotely watchable.

  2. pratik says:

    I always knew there was a reason I didn’t watch Desperate Housewives…

  3. Colleen says:

    Also Hannah Montana is a pretty safe bet since it happened already….

  4. Bliterman says:

    And Miley is working hard on severing her ties to her childhood. You know she’s going to go hog wild when she turns 18, unlike that little tease Emma Watson. Seriously, just one pic? That’s it?

  5. Jeni says:

    Shouldnt it be “Disney Show Featuring an Actor Likely to be Caught in a Paparazzi Upskirt Before She’s 21″
    Have you looked at those guys on Disney channel? It’s so gonna happen.

  6. ifuckedyourmom says:

    Desperate Housewives Who Have Sex,hard to pass on a lesbo movie….

  7. secretsnarker says:

    Love this, LOL. ITA about Smallville, yet I’m more into it than ever (crap is kinda addictive IDK). That said, for Douche in Lead Role I’m surprised you left off Clark, and Jack (LOST) even though he was less so this last season. JMHO.

  8. John says:

    On a serious note, why the hell is Sons of Anarchy always excluded? That is a damn fine show with a substantial following. Guess if you say ‘shit’ on a show you get snubbed.

    The only person I hope wins an emmy is Hugh Laurie who is awesome.

  9. Jim Dean says:

    OH wow OK that makes a lot of sense.