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Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads

In an attempt to combat The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ESPN Magazine has created "The Body Issue", featuring naked athletes, which hits newstands tomorrow.  Unfortunately, it’s a lot harder to find super-hot athletes than it is to track down super-hot swimsuit models (go figure).  We got our hands on some of ESPN’s rejected Body Issue pictures, and if the published issue is anything like these, they may be giving the Sports Illustrated a run for its money.


8 Responses to "Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads"

  1. boop de doop sucks says:

    Really? Complaining about 3 less pics. You need to log off of World of Warcraft and get a life.

    Candace Parker was awesome, by the way.

  2. Olala says:

    yeah, really. She’s hot.

  3. Do what he says:

    C’mon now. Candace Parker isn’t THAT mannish. You’d need some fucking scaffolding to reach that pussy, though.

  4. boop de doop says:

    Nine pictures? That’s all you could manage? You usually shop up at least twelve. And since I don’t really follow sports, it didn’t make any sense to me. But I see where you’re going with it.

  5. jewish guy says:

    lol, fuckin goyim

  6. adolf hitler says:

    lol parker was funny. so was semenya

  7. office jerk says:

    the Semenya joke was ruined because you explained it.

  8. Pew Pew LAsers says:

    pans labryinth FTW