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Once upon a time
A kitten scratched my ass.
I had just finished waxing my ass, so it was bare and sleek.
It left 3 marks on my cheek.
I applied alcohol and boy it stung.
Then I remained calm as 10 hungry birds swooped in from the window and pecked seed from my crack.
I signed on to the net and wrote this poem.
As you read this pat yourself on the back.
Thank me you, your not me.
Then take a swim in a pool , and take a dump and leave.
Make sure to buy a camera to snap a cool pic.
Then log onto myspace and load a video of you throwing bananas at cars. make sure you aim well.
How is that @$$, President Obama and the President of France are checking out in that pic!? That girl looks hot and is obviously wearing a thong!
you mean ‘who’ not ‘how’ you inbred redneck hamster fucker
Pussy.
I’m disappointed, I was expecting to see one of the twin towers on fire… what happened HT?
common men pass over it it was in 2001
of any and all rejected pictures you could think of did you have to re-open a dark chapter in from our past history? im sure you thought it was funny but some of us still havent got over it go. you douchebag fag-tard
How long did we have to wait before AIDS was officially funny?
Sprinkles made me lol in my pants
AIDS is never funny. Well, until Magic got it. I lol’d then.
lolll
second bitches
Nailin Palin ftw.
+ 1
Mine has Doutzen Kroes on it err I mean Elin Nordegren…
One nice selling point of google is the load speed. Glorious readiness of page when the browser is loaded. Aah…
ruined by the need for a giant gay image. As a web programmer, I reject such a pointless addition to a search utility. Thus, the aforementioned failure more commonly known as Bing is clearly one any sound minded web developer would stray from.
Besides, my giant gay image is the desktop background. I have a 3 monitor station just so the third can always have a giant gay image on it.
I too, have pretty good load speed.
I’ll bet that asian fellow wasn’t feeling too lucky…
Please. Britney’s Taco is anything but Holy.
Like you’d know.