Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine. It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money. Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoon cover girls:
She has an innie and an outie
I always wanted to see Teela’s big red frizzy muff and tight asshole.
only d bags get off by looking at cartoons including my d bag friend that sent this stupid shit to me what a bunch of virgin fag queens you all are
might wanna quit your bitchin’, because that’s about as good as it gets around here.
chico ftw
lmfao!! <3 mr./ms.garrison haha!!
lol. they should make all of these covers. i would buy them just to have it. haha
Oh dear, just read all the replies here and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life XDDD.
Olive Oils pussy smells like Spinach XD
dopey in the corner pulling his pud ROFL
Dude your name is POWER RANGER.
Fucking hell, those comments had me laughing so hard I’ve got tears in my eyes
Daria… Mmmm. She just need to be boned like there’s no tomorrow.
I think She-Ra would have been a Playboy-worthy cover.
meg griffin issue anyone?
Sorry guys, I realised my article is shit. Hopefully some dumb ass on Holy Taco will also notice that this article is a piece of shit and remove it from the site.
I’m such a retard for thinking that this kind of stuff is funny. To be honest, I’ve never had a girl in my life and that’s why I do this kind of stuff.
Please forgive me
hah cheetara is hot, guess i didnt notice when i was 4 but wheres jessica rabbit? even at 4 i got what she was drawn 4
Mmmmmm, a lot of sugary tits!
ROTFL, Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants totally ROCKS!
RT
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He’s right. My husband loves the cock. That’s why he makes wear a strap on at all times. It gets really uncomfortable when I wear skirts at work and this big dildo is poking out the bottom. But he’s my husband…I have to support him don’t I? Besides he’s a good role model for my uber-gay son. Just one happy family.
I don’t know what it would look like, but I bet it smells like spinach.
Where is Jessica Rabbit??
wouldn’t mind seeing snow white with 7 cocks up her ass.
you like cock that much, huh?
i’d kinda like to see snow white’s asshole after 7 cocks got done reaming her.
and office jerk – you failed, try again, fucktard.
Sleepy slips her the ketamine.
Doc sets up the camera.
Bashful is hesitant to join in, but…
Grumpy slaps him around until he agrees.
Happy is very excited, but won’t go after…
Sneezy for fear of catching the clap.
Dopey stands in the corner, laughing like a mongoloid and pulling his pud.
Where is Smurfette?
Not one of these is funny or even imaginative. How much time was spent on these? 15 minutes.
mrs garrison is the best
Yes, I’m 15 inches, but I go inwards.
yeah, or not
fail… so fail.
i wonder what olive oyl’s pussy, would look like
You wonder what ANY pussy looks like.
Damn, you should have done Daria!
lol, wow, It’s funny what playboy is turning into, soon we will see super hero chicks on the covers of playboy
all hail chewie mcdick, the king of trolls
I did do daria, fucking bitch did nothing but whine…..well until i shove my cock down her throat, then it was more af a gagging sound.
Jessica Rabbit was really on a playboy cover. Got it in my stash.
Hey,Cheetara is cool. You ought to have used lady death, dark chylde, the girl from heavy metal, ect. that would have made it all good.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea cha-cha-cha.
It’s ROFL you stupid shit.
STFU bitch.
I fucked roo in the ass motha
Kanga is a slut.
Fact.
I agree, but was it necessary to get Roo involved?
Oh trust me, Roo’s been more involved than you know.
Yes he did, but I pretended not to enjoy it.
that guy is white No African American is that dumb.
Hey guys!
cock head nigger
if yous is white then if you post da word nigga one mo time im gonna whip yo lil white trash ass ya dirty cracker mutha fucka hatin punk ass bitch
Why do people always want to kick someone’s ass on the net? Is there a ” i’ll kick your ass’ app?? I can link you to a ” You are a pussy” app….
nigger.
pussy bitch
I hate niggers… come whoop my ass, isnt it just so easy for dumbasses like you to act like Tupac when there is a keyboard, a cpu screen, and miles and miles of space between your pussy ass and the people that you want to think that you are tough.
Wow! Someone making inflammatory racist comments on the internet! That NEVER happens! Wait, it happens every time you let people comment on stuff anonymously.
People wouldn’t be threatening you in real life because you wouldn’t be saying racist things in real life. Downing on someone for reacting in a way they wouldn’t in real life doesn’t count when you do things online that you wouldn’t in real life.
shut the fuck up nigger hater. You rascist fucking jew
Larry just come out,you are a FAG too Larry.
Anyone who comments below me is the faggiest fag alive
Fucking Gay
Dude, your name is POWER RANGER
HAHAHAHA good one…
OWNED!
comment comment is the comment commenty comment.
You’re all FAGS…
anyone who commets above me is a scrotum scratcher
worse fucking coments fucking ever shit
every one who has commented above me is a pussy hater
Everybody who has commented above is a fat ball licker.
I likes toasttoastoastoastoast.
Anyone who posts above or below me is my bitch!
Yeah I am a bitch
fucking dumb asses
All of you should’ve cast for extras in the movie Idiocracy.
So…you can take 15 inches or galvanized fence post in your ass?
You all suck balls. Get a life morons.
LOLLOLOLOLOL I PWNED YOU NUBS ^^^^^^^ ALL GAYLORDS
You all suck dick. Get a fucking life.
Anyone who comments on the same row as me isn’t a faggiest fag and happens to get laid by a 10/10 model/actress/other super hot chick every other night or more
I love some balls in my face
EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS ABOVE AND BELOW ME IS A RAISIN SCROTUMED SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED EMOTIONALLY RETARDED PUDTUGGING 14 YEAR OLD WHO’VE NEVER SEEN REAL BREASTS BEFORE AND PROBABLY WOULD RUN AWAY SCREECHING IF THEY EVER DID.
=.=
HA ^ [at the face]
id like to see whats in mrs beakleys oven if you know what i mean. all night baby. ooohhhhh yeah.
your all such stereotypical internet “fags”…
I wonder if Lady was wearing her muzzle in the inside photos.
So Rita was a funny choice but Scorpina is definitely the sexiest Power Ranger villian…
You are ALL buttpirates.
dude. you are all hitler nazis
lawl
So much cock stuff in here it feels like a sausage fest…*opens door and jumps out into the real world*
agree!
Why not Cheetara? She’s far more deserving of a Playboy spread than Marge Simpson will ever be. Anyone who disagrees has never held the Sword of Omens and let it erect in their hands. The Eye of Thundera definitely gives you sight beyond sight.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the Mrs. Garrison one!
I actually was asked by my boyfriend to save the Thunder cats whore for his later viewing…….
Guess i know what to dress up as if we ever dicide to cosplay in the bed room.
WTF wut r u talking about?
Why was Cheetara rejected?
That’s ridiculous. Cheetara is freaking hot, way hotter than Marge Simpson, they would never reject her.
i think all u fukin idiots need to grow the fuk up and stop daydreamin about fake ass pussy and go get sum real pussy
i hope when u jumped n2 the real world u fell n front of a bus and ur body got squished and stuck to the road
what sights ur fat ass mother is standin n front of it all
I saw the best minds of my generation, posting on the holytaco.com website. Whenever I begin to lose faith in humanity I just come to these comment boards to be reinvigorated. It’s always so fresh, with a respectful exchange of ideas on the most cutting edge issues of our time. Whenever people start complaining about the decline of American civilization I just point them towards this message boards, certain they will come away knowing that everything is going to be ok.
thats perfect i love it all of these magazine with comic are best so keep up good work
but, I’m only attracted to cartoon women. Bitches are always like, “ohhh, Anonymous2344, give it to me baby.” but I’m saving myself for a Lela from Futurerama
All these years of cheating with hot women, and I find out I’m gay. YO John Daivs, Mel Gibson, you up for a threesome?
i would totally do cheetara
all of you are retards – i am a woman and i think it very low…
how about we exploit you guys for once and see how you feel!
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You guys are all lame as shit, get some pussy fags.
I forget what aol board group knocked up my mother and made me?….last thing I remember was sliding out a greased tunnel licking the sides,…
Cheetara was hot! I’d do some mad lesbian ass-licking on her! I bet she’d have been feistier than Marge. Lois Griffin would have been a better choice as well.
Rita Repulsa and Fran Sinclair are cartoons?
It was all fun and games till I got to the Ms. Garrison then I had to fight to keep my supper down!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOO Wants butt-sex???
yes exploit me
go ahead do it.
I do
indeed cheetara would have been a far superior choice. Marge is a middle aged mother of three with blue hair whos married to a fat slob. I bet shes fucking terrible in the sac. Cheetara though… yeh id hit that
fuku fukme that was fucking stupid. And what are you doing on teh internet on Christmas eve loser?
Just blow him, bitch.
Yeah, fuku fukme, you know all about real pussy right? Surfing the net on Christmas eve? Fag.
Fags.
How’s it hanging boys?
Shut up…
Grab this fag. U know you want.
Damn! Cheetara is HOT!!!!!
she is HOt chete
thundercats ohhhhh! O.O
fags ^^^^^^
Cheetara IS hot. If you don’t agree then you’re a fucking faggot.
uuuh so wrong… and so sick…. yuck… gotta puke
Disturbing.
I touch little boys
Come back to bed
god damnit Stuart i said don’t teas the pedophiles
Let him be darling, he’s at that stage where he’s experimenting with his body.
Hes not lying daddy! Hes in bed with the scary man!
wow this is awkward…
i want to fuck that dog!
Where are Gadget Hackwrench and The Baroness?
They totally forgot to include Maxine.
thought this was funny maybe you will sandy was funny
Ugh… The Cruelle DeVille saggy tits and bellybutton add-in are disgusting.
Bravo.
you’re all a bunch of lice infested vags!
Bag biters, all of ye
this is fookin priceless
who cares? it’s not like playboy would show their vags anyways.
bf.c OT
Some one would prolly tap that third one
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you all stink like shit
Adam Lambert is the fiercest motherfucker out there.
This has nothing to do with the post.
Good day, bitches.
You bitches are nasty.
Daddy! Stu isn’t lying! Hes going to bed with him!
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Another bunch of loosers with nothing better to do with their pathetic lives…Please dump your WOW Account and get a life!!!
IM OFFENDED!
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the only comment i’ve read that even made sense to me was by Lady Nightshayde…even though she’s probably a 62 year old man in a cellar hidin from the outside world!!! but he/she/it makes a good point…where’s the lady death and naked rouge(x-men)?
BUTTER UP KIDS, HERE COMES THE DICK-TATION!
I am more of a man than any of you have ever dreamed, your pathetic comments are nothing to me. anyone who responds to this post with what they think is a witty retort is obviously just trying to compensate for my superiority.
yes birdienumnum we all bow down to ur superiority! and from the looks of all the other posts the guys bend over as well!
I’m back wow the internet is so cool. this is what I have been up to if anyone wondering.
Cheetara doesn’t belong on this list. She the only character that actually looks human like jessica rabbit.
All the comments above this one show why the internet has become a real sh*thole. Thanks for ruining it A**holes.